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Definitions by Dick Widebum

Describes a person from African or Hispanic descent.

Synonyms: Blaxican
I hate spiggers
Spigger by Dick Widebum August 31, 2019
The act of breaking a female's jaw and repeatedly thrusting ones penis as far as he can down her throat while listening to death metal.
George: Hey Gugenheim! Got any plans this Friday night?

Gugenheim: yeah I'm gonna Ashlakh my Mom against a cinder block. How bout you?
Ashlakh by Dick Widebum August 25, 2019

Testicular Retraction

When a person absorbs his nutsack into his kidney.
*BREAKING NEWS*

Man caught showing 3rd graders his testicular retraction skills is now facing the death penalty.
The sound one makes after hearing seeing something extremely moronic.
Kid 1: Is that bitch sucking that kid off under that blankit?

Kid 2: holy shit I think she is!

Kid 3: Errrrr
Errrrr by Dick Widebum August 24, 2019