Definitions by Dick Widebum
Ashlakh
The act of breaking a female's jaw and repeatedly thrusting ones penis as far as he can down her throat while listening to death metal.
George: Hey Gugenheim! Got any plans this Friday night?
Gugenheim: yeah I'm gonna Ashlakh my Mom against a cinder block. How bout you?
Gugenheim: yeah I'm gonna Ashlakh my Mom against a cinder block. How bout you?
Ashlakh by Dick Widebum August 25, 2019
Testicular Retraction
*BREAKING NEWS*
Man caught showing 3rd graders his testicular retraction skills is now facing the death penalty.
Man caught showing 3rd graders his testicular retraction skills is now facing the death penalty.
Testicular Retraction by Dick Widebum August 24, 2019
Errrrr
Kid 1: Is that bitch sucking that kid off under that blankit?
Kid 2: holy shit I think she is!
Kid 3: Errrrr
Kid 2: holy shit I think she is!
Kid 3: Errrrr
Errrrr by Dick Widebum August 24, 2019