Wilkes Booth

When your railing her from behind and you pull out and bust a nut so hard it shoots her in the back of the head and she never saw it coming.

I was absolutely railing on Theresa last night. She got that vice grip pussy. I rearranged her for about 45 minutes and couldn’t hold it. I pulled out and gave her the old Wilkes Booth. Damn bear blew the back of her head off. She had to shower and wash that matted crusty shit out.

by Dick Onchin December 04, 2020

Bellatio

Oral stimulation of the male penile belled only. No copulation of the rigid shaft whatsoever. His or her performance focuses strictly on the glans.

I have had many a whore slob my knob. While each gave brain to my complete satisfaction, none pleased me more than a toothless prostitute named Star that gave me the most intense toe curling Bellatio behind the Safeway. My German war helmet has never been so engorged.

by Dick Onchin May 06, 2020

Slick Pocketed

Unknowingly having sex with a slutty female who’s pussy has been creampied by another dude within the last hour.

I hooked up with that chick Ashland last night and I’m pretty sure I got slick pocketed cause my balls were covered in some really wet lookin nut. Oh yea braaaaahhhh that was my nut. I creampied her in the laundry room about 20 minute before you two went upstairs. Nasty brooohhh.

by Dick Onchin May 02, 2020

Mr. Softy

A soft, flaacid penis.

She had to tug a little extra on Mr. Softy to get him to stand at attention.

by Dick Onchin December 16, 2020

Ballsamic Glaze

That ripe, pungent, vinegary glaze of sweat that accumulates on the balls and surrounding crevices after failure to bathe for days during the hot summer months.

I didn’t realize how bad of a ballsamic glaze I had going on after not showering for a week. I gave the old balls a little scratch and tug and stirred up a ripe aroma of stank that was more than overpowering.

by Dick Onchin July 07, 2020

Bust Vein

Bust a fat nut. Cum, nut, jizz. By sex or masturbation. Also break vein, broke vein are used interchangeably.

I’m headed home to watch porn and bust vein.

Imma bout to bust vein bitch.

He unloaded a bust vein in me.

by Dick Onchin January 24, 2020

Garden Fresh

A euphemism for a very sweet and fragrant and well manicured pussy. Not one that’s been rode around the block for many years. The nubile variety.

She’s a hoe. No braaaahhh. She garden fresh.

by Dick Onchin October 03, 2020