Definitions by Dick Onchin
Texas Doggie Bag
Jerome was talking trash the whole game so I snuck into the locker room and left him a Texas doggie bag.
Sydney is such a riotous cunt so three of us gave her a Texas doggie bag.
Sydney is such a riotous cunt so three of us gave her a Texas doggie bag.
Texas Doggie Bag by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
Musky Pork
Man I absolutely railed Sheila’s ass last night but she left me with the musky pork.
I couldn’t explain my musky pork to my wife after I got home from a boys night out.
That prostitute left me with some musky pork but it was worth the $5.
I couldn’t explain my musky pork to my wife after I got home from a boys night out.
That prostitute left me with some musky pork but it was worth the $5.
Musky Pork by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
Texas Dumpster
He’s gonna be surprised when he goes for his textbook. I did the old Texas dumpster in his new Jansport in the locker room.
As I reached into my backpack for my lunch I felt a semi-moist, warm viscous between my fingers and it was then I realized that I had been given a fresh Texas dumpster.
As I reached into my backpack for my lunch I felt a semi-moist, warm viscous between my fingers and it was then I realized that I had been given a fresh Texas dumpster.
Texas Dumpster by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
Bone In ‘Er Teat
Bone In ‘Er Teat by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
Cattail Fluff
When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on.
Sorry I’m late for work.
This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.
I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.
Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.
This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.
I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.
Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.
Cattail Fluff by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
Tip Snot
The drop of remnant semen that oozes from the cock tip 10-15 minutes after a good wank or sex. Even the most judicious clean up doesn’t always prevent tip
snot. It’s also know to adhere the penis to the briefs like it’s been superglued.
snot. It’s also know to adhere the penis to the briefs like it’s been superglued.
I oozed a little tip snot last night and has a wet spot on my boxers.
The tip snot glued my helmet to my boxers and and to rip it off like a bandaid. I think I lost a layer of my epidermis.
The tip snot glued my helmet to my boxers and and to rip it off like a bandaid. I think I lost a layer of my epidermis.
Tip Snot by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
Hamper Safari
When one makes an expedition through a female’s laundry hamper hunting for a prized and coveted pair of soiled panties to sniff. A hamper safari is truly an adventurous exploration and exciting journey.
The party at the sorority house last night was an absolute hamper safari. My olfactory senses could not have been more satisfied.
Hamper Safari by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020