Dick Onchin's definitions
To wash, clean, tidy and if necessary, shave and trim, one’s genitals, taint or asshole. All three if circumstances warrant.
The prostitute dashed into the Wawa bathroom to do an undercarriage makeover after her last John filled her like a Boston cream donut.
The humidity was so swamp ass inducing that I had to freshen with an undercarriage makeover.
I gave myself and entire undercarriage makeover before my Grindr hook up arrived.
I looked like Chewbacca’s face down there so I cleaned up with an undercarriage makeover.
The humidity was so swamp ass inducing that I had to freshen with an undercarriage makeover.
I gave myself and entire undercarriage makeover before my Grindr hook up arrived.
I looked like Chewbacca’s face down there so I cleaned up with an undercarriage makeover.
by Dick Onchin November 14, 2020
Get the Undercarriage Makeovermug. A fart that is released with the expectation of being a pure gaseous expulsion, but ends up unexpectedly moist and leaks a wet, sticky viscous into the ass crack and gusset of the underwear.
I was sitting at my desk and tried to squeeze one off without anyone noticing but ended up with a gravy scooter. Had to get to the shitter to wipe before it soaked through my new sansabelt slacks.
Hun did you eat at Taco Bell again? Why? Well your laundry has a pair of underwear that looks like there’s been a gravy scooter.
My new pantyhose were soaked from that coffee induced gravy scooter.
Hun did you eat at Taco Bell again? Why? Well your laundry has a pair of underwear that looks like there’s been a gravy scooter.
My new pantyhose were soaked from that coffee induced gravy scooter.
by Dick Onchin November 6, 2020
Get the Gravy Scootermug. Her jeans were painted on and that only added to the size of her grab bars.
I was railing that skank from behind so I latched ahold of her grab bars and went to pound town.
I was railing that skank from behind so I latched ahold of her grab bars and went to pound town.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
Get the Grab Barsmug. I was walking the lake bank when I went around the cove and wound up in the midst of a lakeside picnic.
She no more than had the blanket down on the ground before we started our lakeside picnic.
I hiked the last mile with a fellow hiker. I joined him since he said he would take me to a lakeside picnic.
She no more than had the blanket down on the ground before we started our lakeside picnic.
I hiked the last mile with a fellow hiker. I joined him since he said he would take me to a lakeside picnic.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
Get the Lakeside Picnicmug. An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.
Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.
I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022
Get the Knotted Turdmug. I shagged her hairy otter in the back of my truck just round yonder.
My hairy otter was so wet his whole hand slid in.
My uncle snuck into my tent and went a hunting for some hairy otter.
My hairy otter was so wet his whole hand slid in.
My uncle snuck into my tent and went a hunting for some hairy otter.
by Dick Onchin September 9, 2020
Get the Hairy Ottermug. The amalgam of semen and vaginal secretions leaked after coitus into the gusset of a female’s panties.
I have got to do a load of wash. I have no panties so I’m going commando until I get these cleaned of all the panty custard.
I hooked up with a tinder date last night that lived two hours a way. It was a long drive home and I could feel the panty custard leaking the whole way home.
I hooked up with a tinder date last night that lived two hours a way. It was a long drive home and I could feel the panty custard leaking the whole way home.
by Dick Onchin December 14, 2020
Get the Panty Custardmug.