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Definitions by Dick Onchin

Liberation Wank 

Getting oneself off after an extensive no nut period whereby one’s swimmers have been harshly imprisoned in the man sack. The liberation wank is vigorous cock spank that releases a load of roping jizz of biblical proportion.
After no nut November, I’m looking forward to liberation wank. It will be borderline physical self abuse.

My dom edged me daily for over two months. She finally told me I could pleasure myself and that was a liberation wank of a magnitude never before seen. The ropes were slinging ceiling high.
Liberation Wank by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020

Moose Buckle 

When a male that is moose knuckling an extremely dangly and hairy scrotum, pulls it out and drapes that sack n’ balls over the top of his button fly jeans.
My uncle lifted up his untucked shirt and showed me his moose buckle. I wanted to throw up.

My moose buckle got caught in my zipper.
Moose Buckle by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020

Handy Trapped

When you hook up with a smokin’ hot chick but you get home and find out she’s offer more than a lady and packing some serious heat (trap) But rather than bolting like a transphobic with a raging hard on sure to garner the blue balls, you settle for a vigorous old fashioned from her before grabbing an Uber and forgetting the whole thing ever happened.
I closed the bar down last night. Took home a smokin babe that was alone all night. But wound up handy trapped.
Handy Trapped by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020

Corn Hatch 

The anus. The rectum. The asshole. The bunghole.
She bent over and spread her corn hatch for me so I rearranged her colon.

I need to re-wipe my corn hatch. It’s itchy.

My Grindr hook up had a hairy corn hatch.

I buried my tongue in her corn hatch and made her squirm.
Corn Hatch by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

Dirt Biscuit 

A fat, dry, crusty turd. Usually one that’s hard to push out. Requires considerable grunt.
My ass is a bit tender after that dirt biscuit.

I need to get hydrated cause I’ve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.
Dirt Biscuit by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

Hormel Hammer 

Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.
My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.
Hormel Hammer by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

Meat Jelly

Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.
I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.

I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.

I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.
Meat Jelly by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020