He absolutely destroyed my Grecian coin purse last night. The loose change is falling out today.
I was amazed at the elasticity and clenching capacity of that old whore’s Grecian coin purse.
My Grecian coin purse is extremely tender after that explosive diarrhea.
I was amazed at the elasticity and clenching capacity of that old whore’s Grecian coin purse.
My Grecian coin purse is extremely tender after that explosive diarrhea.
by Dick Onchin July 21, 2022
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My stepsister is a honeygums.
He was a honeygums on my tangy leather donut last night.
My uncle calls me his little honeygums.
I meet an old boomer in the hot tub. She turned out to be a grandma and a honeygums.
My stepsister is a honeygums.
He was a honeygums on my tangy leather donut last night.
My uncle calls me his little honeygums.
I meet an old boomer in the hot tub. She turned out to be a grandma and a honeygums.
by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020
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I was so horny, not to mention hungry at my Weight Watchers meeting that I went home with the old fat guy and he gave me a hot pork cramwich.
I needed the money so I hooked up with my obese sugar daddy. He gave me the hot pork cramwich as he dripped hot sweat from his forehead all down my ass crack.
I needed the money so I hooked up with my obese sugar daddy. He gave me the hot pork cramwich as he dripped hot sweat from his forehead all down my ass crack.
by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020
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I was so deep in Natalia’s intestines last night that the ol’ shit kiss was inevitable.
I was so deep in Natalia’s intestines last night that the ol’ shit kiss was inevitable.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020
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She was giving me sloppy top like never before. She had my toes curled when all the sudden I dropped a wonder nut. With Dick in mouth, her cheeks puffed, her eyes watered and she tried to swallow but it just kept pumping. She was gagging like a baby eating carrots and it was running down her chin.
by Dick Onchin November 18, 2020
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I finally let Justin rail me last night. How was it? Let’s just say he’s got a whole hog sausage. I’m having a little trouble walking today.
Bob Evans has nothing on the whole hog sausage I took down my esophagus last night.
Her eyes watered as she engorged herself on his whole hog sausage.
Bob Evans has nothing on the whole hog sausage I took down my esophagus last night.
Her eyes watered as she engorged herself on his whole hog sausage.
by Dick Onchin January 06, 2023
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