Definitions by Dick D. Dick

ontophobia 

The fear of being/existing

From Ancient Greek stem ὄντ- (ónt-, "being, existing") + noun φόβος (phóbos, “fear”), cf. ontology

Paul suffered from ontophobia for years then died.

ontophobia by Dick D. Dick December 17, 2020

ontophobia 

The fear of being/existing

From Ancient Greek stem ὄντ- (ónt-, "being, existing") + noun φόβος (phóbos, “fear”), cf. ontology

Paul suffered from ontophobia for years then died.

ontophobia by Dick D. Dick December 17, 2020

dollarrhea

When you're so fuckin' wealthy that you start to shit money.

There's no known cure for it because it seems no one wants to give up their fortune voluntarily.

Person 1: Do you know 2/3 of colonists died of dollarrhea when they were sailing back to the European continent.
Person 2: What? There's no such thing as dollarrhea, you stupid.

dollarrhea by Dick D. Dick November 20, 2020

dirty money 

The money taken out of your ass

Last year, Jimmy Williams was caught with dirty money. Dirty, because it was up his butt.

dirty money by Dick D. Dick November 19, 2020

Soy milk 

When you are milk and you want to introduce yourself in Spanish, you use it.

¡Hola! Soy milk. ¿Qué tal?

Soy milk by Dick D. Dick November 18, 2020