Definitions by Devon Knoll

retarded 

Drunk to point of not being able to talk coherently.

I couldn't talk to this girl because I was retarded last night.

retarded by Devon Knoll October 17, 2003

annihilate 

Get incredible, life-threateningly, montrously fucked up.

Man, I had 9 bowls of dank and 15 shots, I was annihilated.

annihilate by Devon Knoll October 16, 2003

obliterated 

To get absolutely, near-fatally, hilariously fucked up. See: annihilated

I was so obliterated last night, I woke up with a transsexual Thai stripper.

obliterated by Devon Knoll October 16, 2003

smog out

verb: to sit in a car and smoke marijuana, filling up the car with smoke.

We smogged out that car so bad every breath was a hit.

smog out by Devon Knoll October 16, 2003