scrotumpole

A derogatory term for the "corporate ladder".

Giving a swallow job to Mr. Smith at the company picnic sure helped Melany climb the scrotumpole.

by DevilBoy March 11, 2003

spooner

in football/soccer when the player skies the ball ridiculously high over the bar

open goal and he's skied it! what a spooner!
spooner! spooner!

by devilboy December 23, 2005