4 definitions by Deuce Deucer

Michigan Steamroller

When you take a dump on their face, bust a nut, and then smoothen the surface with your testicles four times over to create a smooth driving surface

My girlfriend was feeling freaky and begged for a Hot Karl, but I suggested a "Michigan Steamroller." She agreed and I indulged in these wild pleasures

by Deuce Deucer September 12, 2010

Fancy Feast

Taking a dump into a crystal bowl then forcing feeding it to your sexual partner

My girlfriend ate a big bowl of my "Fancy Feast" last night

by Deuce Deucer September 12, 2010

Arabian Ski Goggles

When your buddy passes out and you begin to tea bag your buddy placing a hairy ball on each eyelid

After a long night of drinking some top shelf Canadian Hunter whisky, my friend passed out and I gave him the "Arabian Ski Goggles" and took a picture

by Deuce Deucer September 12, 2010

Mrs Doubtfire

Making love to a cougar anally, flipping her over then realizing it is really a transvestite

I took some cougar home from the bar last night and she turned out to be a "Mrs Doubtfire"

by Deuce Deucer September 12, 2010