Detroit dikhead's definitions

Last second buzzer beater

When ones wife or girlfriend is pleasuring herself and finishes right as her man is getting home, and nearly gets caught.

Kimberely just finished rubbing her pussy and came just as dennis walked in door and said hey babe whats for dinner, as she thinks dam i just completed a last second buzzer beater.

by Detroit dikhead March 25, 2026

Motor city muffler

Putting a washcloth in betweens ones ass cheeks while in shower to deaden the sound and smell of an oncoming fart while your soon to be sexual partner is in close proximty or in same bathromm as s
aid person .

Jerry was in shower after a night of eating white castles aa he waa washing up getting ready for some hot sex he gave himself a motor city muffler so jessica couldnt hear or smell his horrible gas from those little tasty sliders.

by Detroit dikhead August 19, 2025

Boofundah

When a co worker stinks so bad and you cant tell if smell is coming from body or there mouth.

Dam bro Ross really has that boofundah kicking today , i can smell it all the way down the hall.

by Detroit dikhead March 23, 2021

Schminty

Act of eating out a girl while you have a chew in your mouth

Matt just got done giving wendy a schminty and now wendys vagina is schminty fresh

by Detroit dikhead May 24, 2018