Definitions by Det var en gång en fågel

Lagom 

A swedish word that's allegedly untranslatable. But it basically means ''not too little not too much just right'' However, even if it sounds like it, it doesn't mean balanced or moderate, it has a more satisfying tone to it, but at the same time not ideal or excellent. If something is lagom it's not ideal but rather preferably and at the same time acceptable. Kind of ideal but in a lazy kind of way.

''Yo Tommy, was the coffee too strong?''
''No Dave, it was lagom.''

Lagom by Det var en gång en fågel September 12, 2016

Moisturebate 

When you stick your dick in the tube hole of a moisturizer and use it to beat off. Then you give it to your sister as a christmas present and tell her it was made with love.

''So Johnny, what did you get your sister for christmas?''
''I mader her a moisturebate.''
''OH YOU SICK SON OF A--''

Moisturebate by Det var en gång en fågel April 19, 2016