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Tickets

A word used as code for talking about someting illegal (drugs or alcohol, if you are underaged) in public.
Guy 1: are we going to pregame before the basketball game.
Guy 2: hell yea I got some tickets in my car.
by Deshawn Thomas March 10, 2007
mugGet the Ticketsmug.

chanquia

a sterotypical black girl huge tits and ass, but is really ugly
by Deshawn Thomas November 24, 2005
mugGet the chanquiamug.

wese

A white person who tries to act mexican. For those of you who don't get it; mexicans commonly call themselves ese's, white people can't call mexicans this.
Jesus: Look at Clark wearing all his mexico stuff, and listening to mexican rap, and he is white holmes.
Juan: what a wese, lets jump him holmes.
by Deshawn Thomas December 4, 2005
mugGet the wesemug.

Phone Smack

When you take out your phone (preferibly a flip phone) and smack a bitch
Anthony: If that bitch dosent shut up I am going to phone smack her
Quenten: I'll jack her shit after
by Deshawn Thomas January 28, 2006
mugGet the Phone Smackmug.

my nigga

what white people call their favorite black people that they know but aren't friends with. In most cases it the black person who hasnt stolen anything out of their gym locker
White guy 1: Rudy is my nigga
White guy 2: get off his nuts
White guy 1: dude, he is fukink hilarious and he has not stolen anything out of my gym locker
White guy 2: true
White Guy 1: double true
by Deshawn Thomas January 31, 2006
mugGet the my niggamug.

mafia

Crazier than the bloods and the crips put together and unlike the bloods and the crips they have brains
Jim: Another guy got killed execution style today, he tried to fuck with the mafia and they killed him
Tom: Those guys are crazier than the bloods and crips put together
Jim: yea, plus you can't outsmart them like bloods and cirps
Tom: right, white people aren't complete dumbasses
Jim: could u imagine an asain mafia they could kung-fu ur ass death and they are smart as hell.
by Deshawn Thomas February 9, 2006
mugGet the mafiamug.

phone beat

when you take out your ghetto ass old phone that dosent filp and beat the shit out of someone
After Nikkil wallet smacked me I wanted to phone smack him back, but since my phone dosent flip I had to phone beat him
by Deshawn Thomas January 31, 2006
mugGet the phone beatmug.

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