Definitions by Derpafish

Brian Wells 

Coolest nigga ever, if dapper was a person(he gives the best handshakes)

Person1: BRIAN WELLS IS THE COOLEST NIGGA EVER!!!
Person2: fax

Brian Wells by Derpafish March 9, 2023

SWMG 

Shadow wizard money gang; street niggas not to be trifled wit(they love casting spells)

Person 1: you look at them virgin niggas over there, LETS ROB THEM!
Person 2; dont do that they're part of the SWMG

SWMG by Derpafish February 16, 2023

airport literature 

Bad books that people find interesting for a very short period of time, rarely bought and even rarelier finished. Lame biographies, lame romances, etc.

Person 1: I wrote this book, you should check it out.
Person 2: that book is airport literature. Please kys and burn any copies you have.

airport literature by Derpafish February 15, 2023

Jake from state farm

A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.

ALL HAIL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

Jake from state farm by Derpafish August 25, 2021

Jake from state farm

Excommunicated giga Chad, removed because his PP got erect and struct down god straight from heaven. Now he turned to the dark arts to create surprisingly great rates to gather disciples for his cult, state farm.

ALL HAIL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

Jake from state farm by Derpafish August 25, 2021