Definitions by Derp McMuff

Purple Popsicle Syndrome 

Getting beaten so hard, circulation is cut off in ones schlong

Colin: Bad day bro.
Lucas: Why?
Colin: I got Purple Popsicle Syndrome from your mom

Purple Popsicle Syndrome by Derp McMuff March 28, 2015

Muffcake

A very plump vagina.

Friend 1: What'd you do last night?
Friend 2: You mom's muffcake.
Friend 1: Why didn't you invite me?

Muffcake by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015

Testicular Volcano 

When one gets hit in the balls, and ejaculates uncontrollably

Dipshit: Yo dawg, I heard your girlfriend hit you in the balls yesterday.
Herp Nugget: Yeah, I had a testicular volcano for 7 hours...
Dipshit: Holy shit man, can you hook me up with one of those?

Testicular Volcano by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015