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The Bacardi Chills come from drinking Bacardi rum (flavored or Superior/Gold/etc) too fast. Usually only for an instant, they occur once in awhile. Those whom acquire chronic Bacardi Chills need to change their panties drink some beer instead.
by Derik September 16, 2005
Get the Bacardi Chills mug.Another slang term for saying, "number one," as in when you are outlining a list of reasons of some sort.
Popularized by the single, "Sugar, We're Goin' Down," by Fall Out Boy (which is not their best song on the cd).
Don't be surprised if this doesn't catch on.
Popularized by the single, "Sugar, We're Goin' Down," by Fall Out Boy (which is not their best song on the cd).
Don't be surprised if this doesn't catch on.
Without said insertion...
kid1: "So, why are you going home this weekend...?"
kid2: "#1: because I need to see my family..."
*with slang*
kid1: "So, why are you going home this weekend...?"
kid2: "With a bullet, because I need to see my family..."
kid1: "What?"
kid1: "So, why are you going home this weekend...?"
kid2: "#1: because I need to see my family..."
*with slang*
kid1: "So, why are you going home this weekend...?"
kid2: "With a bullet, because I need to see my family..."
kid1: "What?"
by Derik September 19, 2005
Get the With A Bullet mug.Fuzzy is the feeling after a night of drinking the next morning. It can best be described as knowing you're not hung over, but still not feeling quite 100%.
Extra long showers usually help somewhat, but nothing but time will cure your uneasiness.
If you think of a "buzz" as a pre-drunk state, being fuzzy is the post-drunk state. The outlying cause is the alcohol still being worked out of your system long after you've awaken, one molecule at a time.
Extra long showers usually help somewhat, but nothing but time will cure your uneasiness.
If you think of a "buzz" as a pre-drunk state, being fuzzy is the post-drunk state. The outlying cause is the alcohol still being worked out of your system long after you've awaken, one molecule at a time.
by Derik October 1, 2005
Get the Fuzzy mug.Also commonly known as the Infield Fly, the Janitor's Nightmare consists of taking a shit in a urinal. Although complicated, the logistics are somewhat reasonable when rationed with.
It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.
It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.
kid1: "Hey man, you got 20 minutes? I need a favor."
kid2: "Depends... what?"
kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"
kid2: "Done."
kid2: "Depends... what?"
kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"
kid2: "Done."
by Derik September 21, 2005
Get the Janitor's Nightmare mug.n. Physiologically similar to hemoglobin, emoglobin is characteristically considered to be caused by a base-pair mutation in the genotypes of "highly emotional" teens. This mutation generally expresses itself in teen and pre-teen years, which will cause the affected to wear primarily black, dye their hair, and cut themselves.
Instead of carrying Oxygen from pulmonary circulation and delivering it to needed tissues throughout the body, emoglobin carries feelings of sorrow, loneliness and angst.
Instead of carrying Oxygen from pulmonary circulation and delivering it to needed tissues throughout the body, emoglobin carries feelings of sorrow, loneliness and angst.
Rachel ended up in the hospital last night because her emoglobin got the best of her and she spilled too much out of her wrists.
by Derik October 29, 2006
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