Definitions by Derick Knobcheese

crackalack 

This word is another way of saying, wanker, wank and tosser. It was discovered when someone in a chess tornament was wanking under the chess table, while playing the game at the same time.

Nick Egleton was the wanker.

Nick are you crackalacking? You dirty bastard!

crackalack by Derick Knobcheese September 15, 2004

Microsoftie 

It's what Bill Gates has when he gets out of bed in the morning!

See: Small Penis

Bills Wife: God Bill thats a Microsoftie I see there!

Bill: I'm working on a program in C++ to increase the size.

Microsoftie by Derick Knobcheese September 15, 2004