Derek ferguson's definitions

shotgun method

A highly advanced technique that some males use to obtain coitus from a potential partner. It involves spamming out their dick pics to all interested targets in a wide spread attempt that one will be a hit, hence the name.

I picked her up with the shotgun method. She was the 7th person I sent it too.

by Derek Ferguson June 29, 2017

faloompa

Something that you faloomp about

I faloomped over that ridiculous call by the referee.

by Derek ferguson February 12, 2004