Definitions by Derek D.

omelet

A slang term used to describe Amish people.

Why is that Omelet driving a car?

Thats right you omelet,churn my butter bitch.

omelet by Derek D. February 16, 2008

paint her vulva 

To ejaculate inside of a woman's vagina.

Thats it baby, paint my vulva!

I'm gonna paint your vulva whore!

Instead of shooting my load in her eye, I opted to paint her vulva...

paint her vulva by Derek D. February 16, 2008