Put

The sound a bird makes when it has a sneezing fit.

"Oh no, Busta's putting again!"

"Uh oh, did I hear a put?"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 12, 2022

Pudding Club

A way of describing a bird when it's being cute and round.

See also: Budding Clud

"Zak, you're such a Pudding Club!"

"He's being a Pudding Club again."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 12, 2022

Jacksmith

regional noun
plural noun: jacksmith

1. Loud, raucous laughter with physical effects.
2. To be in a state of hysterical laughter without stopping, where your sides hurt.

"Oh no, Ryan's in a Jacksmith!"

"That comedian had me in a right Jacksmith!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 03, 2022

Klax

A slang term for taking a dump.

"Dinah's doing a Klax again."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 12, 2022

Knockometer

Derbysharian slang for 'Hammer'.

"Hammer that nail in with your new knockometer!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022

Firk

To have a really, REALLY good scratch.

"The dog is having a good firk in front of the fireplace."

"I needed that firk."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 10, 2022