Derby Kirby's definitions

housewifery

A woman who tends to the needs of a waddling man who looks as though he is nine months pregnant.

After all my years of housewifery -- picking up his beer cans, buying his hemorrhoid cream -- you'd think my husband would at least take me to Florida for a week.

by Derby Kirby August 15, 2016

Ginormous

Easier to say than Brobdingnagian but holding the same meaning.

Did you see the ginormous sausage on that bun? It looked like a snake in a change purse!

by Derby Kirby August 15, 2016