4 definitions by Der Kriegenator

schreb

1. Anything negative (the opposite of krieg)
2. Drunk
3. Buggered up

1. "Britney Spears is fuckin' schreb."
2. "I'm gonna go to bed because I'm schrebbed or somethin'.."
3. "Ahhh you schrebended that."

by Der Kriegenator August 27, 2006

dacho

dacho- desirable and macho

"man I am dacho"
"Woah, bax is so dacho"
"Powell is the most dacho guy ever"

by Der Kriegenator June 8, 2005

fizzy dick

1. A fizzy dick (often 'fizzy fuckin' dick coz alliteration) is when your dick is so hard - not necessarily because you're even aroused - that it actually feels painful, like your dick is a bottle of fizzy lemonade and it's about to burst open from the pressure. The usual cure for a fizzy dick is to open that fucking cap somewhere in private, pronto, and let all the foam spray out to release the pressure. Differs from blue balls in that the discomfort is localised in the trunk rather than the fruits.
2. When someone is getting over-excited about something to the point of it actually being obnoxious/needy, like they're metaphorically getting their fizzy dick out and waving it all around in your face and you're like 'fucking Hell, put it away!!'

"God damn, I have such a fizzy dick over Winona Ryder."
"Holy FUCK, calm your fizzy dick down! We're on our way soon, just give us a minute!"

by Der Kriegenator May 2, 2016

VBoner

A VBoner is when a female becomes provoked into taking her Pink Oboe out of its case.

Health Warning: Playing the Pink Oboe can cause a surfeit of Lady Spittle to be ushered from the lips.

"I'm noticing a large deposit of Happy Juice on my lower back..."
"I can't help it! This position is giving me a VBoner.."

"I've got a VBoner!"
"Time to get the Boyz in Da Hood!"

by Der Kriegenator August 21, 2005