Definitions by Dependable Don

Valdosta hammer 

A disorder where a man has a one inch peter from chronic inbreeding. Most prevalent in Valdosta

I got hit yet again by a Valdosta hammer

Valdosta hammer by Dependable Don March 12, 2023

Valdosta handshake 

A way to seal the deal or build trust by taking another man’s member in your mouth.

Don’t worry it’s official. Even did a Valdosta handshake on it.

Valdosta handshake by Dependable Don March 9, 2023