Valdosta hammer

A disorder where a man has a one inch peter from chronic inbreeding. Most prevalent in Valdosta
I got hit yet again by a Valdosta hammer
by Dependable Don March 12, 2023
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Valdosta handshake

A way to seal the deal or build trust by taking another man’s member in your mouth.
Don’t worry it’s official. Even did a Valdosta handshake on it.
by Dependable Don March 09, 2023
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