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Definitions by Dennis The Tiger

set in jello

A description of a document (for instance, a programming schedule for a convention) that, while written or printed, is still at the given moment highly flexible and can be reshaped with little to no effort.

Derived by analogue to set in stone, and with lack of a better substance to set soemthing in that would require flexibility.
The payment terms for this contract are still set in jello.

set in stone 

Colloquial description of an item (document, schedule, contract, etc.) that cannot be altered without great effort (and possibly some destructiveness) for one reason or another.

Probably derived from how the ten commandments (Exodus 22:* in your bible) were produced on stone tablets, as it requires effort to modify a document that is etched into stone.

See also set in jello for a good opposite.
Once you sign the contract, the terms are set in stone.

not a sausage 

Colloquialism: "nothing at all".

Comes from English slang; exact origin is unknown.
"There's nothing in the fridge," said Richard. "Not a sausage."
not a sausage by Dennis The Tiger January 31, 2005
Also...

1) Dice. Note that this sense is never used singularly - you never roll "a bone", you roll "the bones". Origin unclear - but I suspect it has something to do with certain voodoo in which a practicer would cast bones for fortune telling.

2) Monetary units, usually US dollars. Used for high numbers generally. Origin again unclear here, but possibly alludes to an arm and a leg.
2) Dude, that designer shirt is gonna cost you fifty bones.
bone by Dennis The Tiger January 31, 2005

an arm and a leg 

Figuratively, what one would have to sell or otherwise place as collateral in order to afford something of great expense.

Comes from the fact that, when buying things of great expense, it actually feels as if you are having to offer said appendages as collateral for said item you are purchasing.
Man, I just had to spend an arm and a leg to get my car repaired.

used bread store 

Notional name for bakery outlet stores (such as what are run by Weber and Orowheat) that sell products at discount rates.

Origin is obscure, but probably comes by analogy that something that's previously used is a lot cheaper than something that's new.

Usage is considered silly.
We picked up food at the used bread store for half the price we would've paid at the grocery store!
used bread store by Dennis The Tiger December 30, 2004
To create a verb by improperly suffixing a noun with '-ize' (or '-ise' for European spelling). The method by which words such as 'monetize', 'securitize', and even 'legalize' are created. A practice generally frowned upon by linguists and geeks.

Created as sort of a self-parody of this formation.
The CEO of the megacorp had the geeks enthralled until he started izetizing his nouns to get his power verbs.
izetize by Dennis The Tiger December 10, 2004