Definitions by Dennis Gildea

awesomeninity

Awesomeness in its complete form. Excruciating awesomeness.

The awesomeninity of Einsteins theory of relativity is immeasurable.

awesomeninity by Dennis Gildea September 2, 2004

guacamoleculator 

An instrument used to puree an avacado.

After opening up Charlie Velottas skull at the autopsy, what the pathologist found resembled something that had been put through a guacamoleculator.

guacamoleculator by Dennis Gildea March 10, 2004