Denis Baldwin's definitions

rave sluts

Usually females (though occasionally flashy cock-craving males) that attend trashy techno parties in old warehouses and cornfields that will name drop and cock flop anything that might be worthy, or his friend, or his roadie.

Once through with a rave slut, the best scenario is to perform the donkey punch and rub on out.

She said she was rolling. I said, "That's funny, I'm Richie Hawtin's brother "Ralphie Hawtin". and she said, "Wow.. *gurgle*"

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

rolling

- Getting high off ecstasy.
- Striking a person and taking their valuables (used mostly in the south)

I once rolled off a pill and then punched some guy in the head and took his wallet.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

Linder

The captain of Team Linder and possibly the greatest DJ in all of Detroit.

Did you see Linder rock that double set of Tom Sawyer?

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

stretched lobes

Earlobes containing earrings that are stretching sufficiently beyond the base 18G posts that most people get pierced with.

Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.

After slipping the taper through the healed piercing and following with the jewelry, I now had 1/2" stretched lobes.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

serviced

The act of giving special attention to someone's cock.

Bitch, I didn't want you to just jerk it. My dick needs serviced!

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

jager

Short for "Jagermeister", this is a drink that originated from Germany as a cough syrup.

I took a shot of jager and I shot my woman down.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

kopyboi

Any guy who has a Bachelors Degree (or greater) but is still working at Kinkos for $10/hour.

They like to work the night shift and date crazy bitches.

My roommate Andy is a Kopyboi.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004