Denis Baldwin's definitions

serviced

The act of giving special attention to someone's cock.

Bitch, I didn't want you to just jerk it. My dick needs serviced!

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

body suit

A person who is more than 80% covered in tattoos is said to have a body suit. The torso, arms and legs are covered. Sometimes, the hands, neck, face and feet are left bare.

At the Motor City Tattoo convention, my buddy Rob won an award for "Best Body Suit".

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

gothed up

The state of being when a person is wearing goth clothing and makeup before going out to a club.

Before hitting cityclub tonight, I need to get gothed up.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

sneak

A redhaired I.T. wonderboy living in Detroit, MI. He's often seen insulting stupid people, hanging with DJs and writing code that makes life better.

One time, sneak and I blew bubbles at each other on opposing couches. It was gay.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

cornholio

The alter ego of Beavis from the Beavis and Butthead show, and MTV Classic from the early 90s.

I am the great cornholio! I need tee-pee for my bunghole!

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

jager

Short for "Jagermeister", this is a drink that originated from Germany as a cough syrup.

I took a shot of jager and I shot my woman down.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

NAIAS

Acronym for the North American Internation Auto Show, held in Detroit every year.

I was going to check out the new viper at the NAIAS.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004