Definitions by Denis Baldwin

jager 

Short for "Jagermeister", this is a drink that originated from Germany as a cough syrup.

I took a shot of jager and I shot my woman down.

jager by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

sixfiftythree 

- The housing structure that holds denisbaldwin, sneak and kopyboi. When not being used as a residence, sixfiftythree is a two-teir poker lounge and party hall.

- A popular brand of clothing mostly worn by cokeheads and ljsluts.

I took a shot of jager and I shot my woman down.

sixfiftythree by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

The Captain 

- An upstanding term to describe a large bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

- A man's penis

I called up The Captain and said "Please bring me my death in a gallon jug". The captain abliged.

The Captain by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

slammed 

To drink quickly, or to have drank quickly.

That double shot of liquid courage went down so easy when slammed.

slammed by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Guinness 

BRILLIANT!

A dark stout beer of Irish origin. It drinks like a meal, thick and consistent.

Another round of Guinness for my brothers!

Guinness by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

cokeheads 

A group of cocaine users.

They are usually found huddled around a coffee table with a top made of glass cutting lines or dbsls with razor blades, credits cards or driver's licenses.

I could tell from the sniffling when I walked in the door that this party had already started for the cokeheads.

cokeheads by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

ljsluts

Any girl who has a livejournal. Though the term "slut" might not imply in the traditional sense of being easy or giving up the ass, it's more often than not dead nuts on.

I went to a bar the other day where I heard some chicks screaming, "Hey, you're denisbaldwin."

Man, do I love ljsluts.

ljsluts by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004