Romanian bulldog

When you tickle your asshole with a wibbly wob on, and unleash the dog of war

Seb couldnt handle the pressure, so he did the romanian bulldog before the cleaners came

by Demonic thumper September 22, 2022

Plymouthian handshake

When you have a diet consisting of seeds and dried fruits for a month, and swallow a vibrating sextoy to loose your stool.

Thw previous tennants have pebbledashed the bathroom. They must have done the plymouthian handshake

by Demonic thumper September 22, 2022