DemmyMack413's definitions

Impeetent

The point in which a muture male human loses the ability to urinate with a strong flow. Degrading him into a series of short bursts until the job is done.

I was next to this older gentleman in a public bathroom yesterday. The poor impeetent bastard took about ten minutes to piss ....Plus he got half of it on his Buster Browns. I don't wanna get old!

by DemmyMack413 February 20, 2011

Jersey Shore Barrier

The act of physically placing the entire cast of Jersey Shore in a triangular formation, just like bowling pins, at the entrance or exit ramp to any major freeway to buffer the damages from any potential accident. (It is recommended to have plenty of taffy and hair cair products to keep their interest while they are in said formation)

Hey Tommy I just set up another Jersey Shore barrier by the Lincoln Tunnel.Those kids are dumb as tree trunks. God willing someone's been drinking way too much to drive and swerves left and puts us all out of our misery. Plus, I threw a couple spike stips out there to kind of help our odds.!

by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011