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Definitions by Definitely not Schteevo1

He is like an alfie but beyond the normal type of goober he eats items that where not designed by God to be eaten
Alfondo wow stupid

Morgan Freeman body pillow 

A cardinal sin and must be punished with extermination.
Hey do you like my Morgan Freeman body pillow Jeremy will now be burned at the stake

Give to me your penis

When you require his penis but he has declined your polite request so now it shall be taken forcefully
Give to me your penis No ok mort take it from him
Something or someone who is extremely ugly but cannot be described by normal means
That man is an ugus look at how he floats just not based