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Fencepost Fed

1.Referring to oral copulation, when a man or woman sucks a penis that is at the Least 8 inches or more in length and 6 inches or more in circumference to the point of swallowing the cum from the penis orgasm, they have been Fencepost Fed.

2. When you haven't had any sleep for 3 days or more, and/or are under the influence of a controlled substance, and your eyes are playing with your brain convincing you that the fencepost across the street is actually a federal agent doing an undercover stakeout of your house disguised as a Fencepost Fed.

3. A remark made by a bf who thinks he's got a big dick, about his gf who is into giving blow jobs.
Ted: Are you guys hungry?

Bev: Nah, I'm pretty full.
William (Bev's bf): Yeah, she's already been Fencepost Fed this morning.

Allan: Is it me or is that a Fencepost Fed there by that cactus cop?
Angala: No, that's the palm tree popo next to the cactus cop and I think that maybe deputy doorjamb behind them.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 6, 2022
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NOPE

adverb; NO
adjective; Imitation; Imposter; when the dope isn't effective; a waste of time.
I thought I was getting a good deal on that cannibis sativa, but NOPE- it turned out to be rabbit poop!
If it's not good dope it's NOPE.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 19, 2022
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BIBLE

1. Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
2. Book Interpreting Black Label Etiquette
3. Beast Inside Babylon's Loving Estuary
4. Basically an ancient book of chapters written in clues and riddles throughout, about God trusting a man and woman to manage and magnify his source of life, only to be disappointed by them getting naked, fucked and lazy instead. God throws them out of his garden paradise and they go on to create sin after sin with their own minds understanding, which repeatedly destroys their world.
5. A book of musical arrangement in theory.
6. The ancient Serpent, that old Devil and Satan; great red dragon; false prophet.
7. A book of spells, brainwashing, black Magick, recipes, vibrational influence/patterns, closure.
8. The pale horse named Death and Hell following.
The BIBLE is such a tricky and confusing novel about life after damnation and abandonment from God, when in reality the BIBLE is resounding the outcome resulting from people not practicing musical talents in every day living.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 16, 2022
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Babylonian Whore

A dumb blonde stripper who gets involved with a super sweet and sexy one of a kind awesome guy who is actually a rock star incognito but she doesn't know it and trusts him as a friend. But this guy is so fucking hot she couldn't help herself and raped his big beautiful penis with her mouth without warning, and she being extremely enchanted by his perfect beauty believes every word he said. Until he literally fucked her in the worst way possible making her so frightened she couldn't ever trust him again and vanished from his life. Then many years later, the mystery is revealed about him and her and how their downfall was caused by a simple Lie, his lie and more lies he said to her and to his rich powerful musician friends in their secret places. By the time the stripper found out about him, his lies and filming her deep throat blow job ALL of what she had with pleasure and pride she gave ALL she had to him. Not knowing that he was a rich spoiled rock star who already had everything and when he filmed her in porno secretly his trickery caused them both to fall into a lifetime of STD and he chose to shift the blame onto the poor little stripper and told the world she's a whore, a prostitute who ruined his life and love with disease after she left him and since he's a royal rock star he successfully labels her the Babylonian Whore for the world to believe that it's all her fault. Hail the Babylonian Whore for her excellency she is THEE goddess of all lovers.
He's a rock star in the bright lights and she is just a Babylonian Whore in a bottomless pit.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 5, 2022
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whithersoever

To whatever place; to whatever situation; to whatever position; to whatever degree, or end.
To whichever place; To the place at, in or to which place at any time or all the time.

To wherever the place, and whenever the time.
Sharing had a little lamb with fleece as black as coal, and whithersoever Sharing went the lamb was sure to go.

Rev.14:4 These are they which follows the Lamb whithersoever he goeth.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 5, 2022
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SONG OF SOLOMON

1. The smallest chapter in the midst of KJV Bible, with 5and1/2 pages it's the only chapter that is truly about Love and Passionate Loyalty in the entire book!
2. Song of Love and Devotion; Beloved ones are praised and describes the beauty of Solomon's beloved and affection: "many waters cannot quench love".
3. Unchained Melody - The Righteous Brothers
4. To give love, passion and pleasure flowing freely without fear/doubt.
5. To awaken love, desire; action to please a lover and love faithfully/physically/spiritually
I can't wait to see my friend Jeff again, I have a SONG OF SOLOMON just for him.
The SONG OF SOLOMON is also known as Solomon's Song in the KJV Bible Old Testament between Ecclesiastes (the preacher) and Isaiah (the prophet) chapters.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 15, 2022
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