1.Referring to oral copulation, when a man or woman sucks a penis that is at the Least 8 inches or more in length and 6 inches or more in circumference to the point of swallowing the cum from the penis orgasm, they have been Fencepost Fed.
2. When you haven't had any sleep for 3 days or more, and/or are under the influence of a controlled substance, and your eyes are playing with your brain convincing you that the fencepost across the street is actually a federal agent doing an undercover stakeout of your house disguised as a Fencepost Fed.
3. A remark made by a bf who thinks he's got a big dick, about his gf who is into giving blow jobs.
2. When you haven't had any sleep for 3 days or more, and/or are under the influence of a controlled substance, and your eyes are playing with your brain convincing you that the fencepost across the street is actually a federal agent doing an undercover stakeout of your house disguised as a Fencepost Fed.
3. A remark made by a bf who thinks he's got a big dick, about his gf who is into giving blow jobs.
Ted: Are you guys hungry?
Bev: Nah, I'm pretty full.
William (Bev's bf): Yeah, she's already been Fencepost Fed this morning.
Allan: Is it me or is that a Fencepost Fed there by that cactus cop?
Angala: No, that's the palm tree popo next to the cactus cop and I think that maybe deputy doorjamb behind them.
Bev: Nah, I'm pretty full.
William (Bev's bf): Yeah, she's already been Fencepost Fed this morning.
Allan: Is it me or is that a Fencepost Fed there by that cactus cop?
Angala: No, that's the palm tree popo next to the cactus cop and I think that maybe deputy doorjamb behind them.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 06, 2022
Get the Fencepost Fedmug. 1. Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
2. Book Interpreting Black Label Etiquette
3. Beast Inside Babylon's Loving Estuary
4. Basically an ancient book of chapters written in clues and riddles throughout, about God trusting a man and woman to manage and magnify his source of life, only to be disappointed by them getting naked, fucked and lazy instead. God throws them out of his garden paradise and they go on to create sin after sin with their own minds understanding, which repeatedly destroys their world.
5. A book of musical arrangement in theory.
6. The ancient Serpent, that old Devil and Satan; great red dragon; false prophet.
7. A book of spells, brainwashing, black Magick, recipes, vibrational influence/patterns, closure.
8. The pale horse named Death and Hell following.
2. Book Interpreting Black Label Etiquette
3. Beast Inside Babylon's Loving Estuary
4. Basically an ancient book of chapters written in clues and riddles throughout, about God trusting a man and woman to manage and magnify his source of life, only to be disappointed by them getting naked, fucked and lazy instead. God throws them out of his garden paradise and they go on to create sin after sin with their own minds understanding, which repeatedly destroys their world.
5. A book of musical arrangement in theory.
6. The ancient Serpent, that old Devil and Satan; great red dragon; false prophet.
7. A book of spells, brainwashing, black Magick, recipes, vibrational influence/patterns, closure.
8. The pale horse named Death and Hell following.
The BIBLE is such a tricky and confusing novel about life after damnation and abandonment from God, when in reality the BIBLE is resounding the outcome resulting from people not practicing musical talents in every day living.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 16, 2022
Get the BIBLEmug. 1. The smallest chapter in the midst of KJV Bible, with 5and1/2 pages it's the only chapter that is truly about Love and Passionate Loyalty in the entire book!
2. Song of Love and Devotion; Beloved ones are praised and describes the beauty of Solomon's beloved and affection: "many waters cannot quench love".
3. Unchained Melody - The Righteous Brothers
4. To give love, passion and pleasure flowing freely without fear/doubt.
5. To awaken love, desire; action to please a lover and love faithfully/physically/spiritually
2. Song of Love and Devotion; Beloved ones are praised and describes the beauty of Solomon's beloved and affection: "many waters cannot quench love".
3. Unchained Melody - The Righteous Brothers
4. To give love, passion and pleasure flowing freely without fear/doubt.
5. To awaken love, desire; action to please a lover and love faithfully/physically/spiritually
I can't wait to see my friend Jeff again, I have a SONG OF SOLOMON just for him.
The SONG OF SOLOMON is also known as Solomon's Song in the KJV Bible Old Testament between Ecclesiastes (the preacher) and Isaiah (the prophet) chapters.
The SONG OF SOLOMON is also known as Solomon's Song in the KJV Bible Old Testament between Ecclesiastes (the preacher) and Isaiah (the prophet) chapters.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 15, 2022
Get the SONG OF SOLOMONmug. A sexually transmitted disease:The virus breaks out with excruciating stinging, and burning; It affects the nerves, a node near your genitals will be swollen, your body aches, and you feel really tired during the breakout, which lasts 5-8 days. The first 3 years you have the virus, the breakouts are every 10 months; After 10 years they are every 2-3 years and so on as the years go by the virus erupts less and less, to where you think you don't have it. I've noticed breakout when I am really stressed out, overworked, vitamin deficient, or when certain people who have bad intentions are near me. The little known fact is that a person who carries Genital Herpes virus is contagious 2 days BEFORE they even have a breakout and ironically feel extremely horny during that contagion. Contrary to popular beliefs, genital herpes cannot be spread from genitals to mouth, mouth to genitals - that's why it's called GENITAL Herpes. Mouth is a different type of herpes - the cold sore. The fact that this is the only virus that can't be cured is proof that EVERYONE has some sort of Herpes virus in their bodies: shingles, hives, psoriasis, cold sores, chicken pox, boils, rosacea, etc. It's a shame to have genital herpes, but the virus can actually live on a toilet seat for 2-4 hours, on doctor's exam instruments for 18 hours, and on cotton gauze for 72 hours. Herpes in the latin/Greek languages mean Creeping, from Herpein to Creep.
Every 3 years I break out with Genital Herpes for about a week.
You CANNOT get Genital Herpes by shaking hands!
You CANNOT get Genital Herpes by shaking hands!
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 13, 2022
Get the Genital Herpesmug. 1. The END of The LINE
2. A city in the Hi-desert where the largest MCAGCC (Marine Corp Air Ground Combat Center), aka: BASE is located on the north side. And, the Joshua Tree National Park borders on the south side.
3. Temperatures range from bone chilling and dry 30° F in winter, to heat stroke hot 120° in summer, which is tolerable as long as there's no humidity.
4. A city that is more like a town with no personality. Population is approximately 35,000 now (including Base residents). Approx. 15,000 civilians: In 1988, the pop. was only 1,200 civilians.
5. Has 1 full service grocery store, Stater Bros, and lots of liquor stores, tattoo shops, barbershops, fast food and small businesses, not much entertainment, but there's actually a fucking casino out here.
6. Very Spooky at night; the whole town is ghostly haunted, and some believe there's aliens living in the mountains nearby bcuz of unexplained hovering objects, lights, sounds and actions witnessed late at night.
7. There's a lot of wild life, rocks & gems, cactus, palm trees and sand Everywhere. It's so peaceful quiet most times, a far from L.A.s loud madness. The dust here is golden brown. The dust in L.A. is greasy black.
8. It's the kind of place you will love and hate equally. It's so boring that doing yardwork is a welcome form of entertainment.
9. Houses and land lots are very affordable. But like Tijuana, DON'T DRINK THE WATER!! And beware of the people trolling the streets.
2. A city in the Hi-desert where the largest MCAGCC (Marine Corp Air Ground Combat Center), aka: BASE is located on the north side. And, the Joshua Tree National Park borders on the south side.
3. Temperatures range from bone chilling and dry 30° F in winter, to heat stroke hot 120° in summer, which is tolerable as long as there's no humidity.
4. A city that is more like a town with no personality. Population is approximately 35,000 now (including Base residents). Approx. 15,000 civilians: In 1988, the pop. was only 1,200 civilians.
5. Has 1 full service grocery store, Stater Bros, and lots of liquor stores, tattoo shops, barbershops, fast food and small businesses, not much entertainment, but there's actually a fucking casino out here.
6. Very Spooky at night; the whole town is ghostly haunted, and some believe there's aliens living in the mountains nearby bcuz of unexplained hovering objects, lights, sounds and actions witnessed late at night.
7. There's a lot of wild life, rocks & gems, cactus, palm trees and sand Everywhere. It's so peaceful quiet most times, a far from L.A.s loud madness. The dust here is golden brown. The dust in L.A. is greasy black.
8. It's the kind of place you will love and hate equally. It's so boring that doing yardwork is a welcome form of entertainment.
9. Houses and land lots are very affordable. But like Tijuana, DON'T DRINK THE WATER!! And beware of the people trolling the streets.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 17, 2022
Get the 29Palmsmug. Propaganda: an ingenious ploy to reroute the US trade commissions, close the borders, integrate other aliens into the population disguised with masks, distract the people from the injustice that is taking place in their every day lives, raise prices, engage in profit wars, control the already dumbfounded population, distraction decoy.
If the COVID-19 virus truly exists, the U.S. government already made the mistake of infecting the U.S. citizens with it and are now paying out money to all victims who are exposed and dormant to the virus.
by DeepThrowWitDancer April 17, 2022
Get the COVID-19mug.