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by Deep blue 2012 July 18, 2010
The title of a book by Keith Curtis that is the classic text in the science of pickupology which states all of it's basic principles.
Have you read the American male's guide on how to get more pussy? The American male's guide on how to get more pussy? The American male's guide on how to get more pussy.
by Deep blue 2012 March 2, 2010
A joke.
There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.
The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.
The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
by Deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010
A joke.
There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.
The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.
The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
by Deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010
Hue Helfner the man who founded play boy magazine. Thought by some to have started the sexual revolution single handedly. A hero to many. One of the luckiest men in the world.
what do you think about the Helf?
by Deep blue 2012 January 23, 2010
by Deep blue 2012 August 22, 2009
Type of mushrooms when eaten expand your perception of reality and some think helps you see into the spirit world ect. Was used by native americans ect. and by some in the 1960's hippie movement and is used by people in the neohippie movement. A great and mind changing experence.
by Deep blue 2012 April 14, 2010