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Selective Hearing 

SOMEONE WHO'S A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY ANSWERS TO HIS FUCKING CRUSH, AND YET LADIES STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAYS!

girl : you see that guy over there?
me: oh the one with selective hearing?
girl: *smiles*

Selective Hearing by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

Dack 

Type you dumb ass

"You can go suck on this dack... Oh wait."

Dack by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

Hazel Nut 

Hazel Nut is a popular character from a totally legit musical that everyone hates. One of the songs go:

Hazel Nut you better

shut up we know you think you're great...
Hazel Nut you better

dry up cause you're the one we hate.

full credit for this song goes to williamazing12.

(Hazel Nut)

Hazel Nut by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017