Joe Biden

Some poopoo President who isn’t doing a good job. Joe Biden aka moldy poopoo is one of the worst presidents ever!

He seems quite delusional… Many people believe Brandon is suffering from extreme Senile megalomania.
by Death Menace May 09, 2023
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Who Can It Be Now?

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right
All I wish is to be alone
Stay away, don't you invade my home
Best off if you hang outside
Don't come in, I'll only run and hide

Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor
If he hears, he'll knock all day
I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay
I've done no harm, I keep to myself
There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health
I like it here with my childhood friend
Here they come, those feelings again
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Is it the man come to take me away?
Why do they follow me?
It's not the future that I can see
It's just my fantasy

Yeah

Who? Who? Who?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Oh, oh, oh
Who can it be now?
Oh we oh
Who can it, who can it
Oh, who can it be now?
Oh, we, oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah
by Death Menace July 26, 2023
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Swingin’

There's a little girl in our neighborhood
Her name is Charlotte Johnson and she's really looking good

I had to go and see her
So I called her on the phone
I walked over to her house and this was going on

Her brother was on the sofa

Eating chocolate pie
Her momma was in the kitchen cutting chicken up to fry

Her daddy was in the backyard

Rolling up a garden hose
I was on the porch with Charlotte feeling love down to my toes

And they were swinging (swinging)
Yes they were swinging (swinging)
Little Charlotte she's as pretty as the angels when they sing
I can't believe I'm out here on the front porch in this swing
Just a-swinging (swinging)
Yeah we'll be swinging (swinging)
Yes we'll be swingin’ (swinging)
Little Charlotte she's as pretty as the angels when they sing
I can't believe I'm out here on the front porch in this swing
Just a-swinging (swinging)
Now Charlotte's she's a darling she's the apple of my eye
And when I'm on the swing with her it she makes me almost high

And Charlotte is my lover

And she has been since the spring
I just can't believe it started on her front porch in this swing

A-just a swinging (swinging)
A-just a swinging (swinging)
Little Charlotte she's as pretty as the angels when they sing
I can't believe I'm out here on the front porch in this swing
Just a-swinging (swinging)

I said little Charlotte she's as pretty as the angels when they sing
I can't believe I'm out here on the front porch in this swing
Just a-swinging (swinging)
(Swinging)
by Death Menace May 25, 2022
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Promised You a Miracle

Promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Chance
As love takes a train
Summer breeze and brilliant light
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Love sails to a new life
Promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
With promises
Everything is possible, oh
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Chance
Reflects on them a while
Love screams so quietly
Slipping back on golden times
Breathing with sweet memories
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
In the game of life
Everything is possible
Chance
Lost pearls of great price
Take care of family
Only aches for love
Love waits for fame
In chance, in chance, they'll see
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
In the game of life
A burning dream
You can be Queen
Everything is possible...
by Death Menace February 02, 2023
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Call Me

Face to face

My reflection in your eyes

I was scared to say too much

Perfect strangers in perfect worlds apart

Almost close enough to touch

Staring at my shoes

Feeling so confused

Shot down without a gun

Victim of a hit and run

Won't you...

Call me - call me

No time to hesitate - we must communicate

Call me - call me

Won't you call this number nowwwww

Mesmerised

I go back to where we met

A reconstruction of the crime

I can't track you down

Nowhere to be found

Now my one shot at success

Is the power of the press

Won't you...
Call me - call me

No time to hesitate - we must communicate

Call me - call me

Won't you call this number nowwwww

Worlds apart - we are worlds apart

Watch this space

There's a message here for you

No need to read between the lines

I am inside out

There can be no doubt

I want you and no-one else

Please identify yourself

Call me - call me

No time to hesitate - we must communicate

Call me - call me

Won't you call this number nowwww
by Death Menace April 11, 2023
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Now that you know
How I feel about you
Don't let it go your head, no
Don't let it go to your head, no no no no
Now that you know I can't live without you
Don't let it go to your head, no
Don't let it go to your head, no no no no
Don't take advantage of my love
Treat me good
Treat me bad
Treat me bad
Now that I'm givin' you every part of me
Don't let go to your head, no
Don't let it go to your head, no no no no
'Cause if you're playing games
It would be a shame
Don't break my heart
Don't break my heart
Now that you know how I feel about you
Don’t Let It Go To Your Head, no
Don't let it go to your head, no no no no
'Cause if you're playing games
It would be a shame
Don't break my heart
Don't break my heart
Don't let it
Don't let it
Don't let it
Go
To your head, no no no no
by Death Menace September 17, 2023
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Never Say Never

If time itself was his demeanor
There'd be no sunlight or a glimmer
Of sunlight landin' on the street
Some say girls must be discreet
Some say girls must be discreet
Nursing their fathers locked inside
They masqueraded as his bride
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
But there's somethin'
In your eyes that says
Maybe that's never
Never say never
They slump by the courthouse with windburn skin
That man could give a fuck
About the grin on your face
As you walk by, randy as a goat
He's sleepin' on papers
But he'd be warm in your coat
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
But there's somethin'
In your eyes that says
Maybe that's never
Never say never
There's no easy way to lose your sight
On the street, on the stairs
Who's on your flight
Old couple walks by, as ugly as sin
But he's got her, she's got him
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
But there's somethin'
In your eyes that says
Maybe that's never
Never say never
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
I might like you better
If we slept together
by Death Menace August 10, 2023
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