simpressive

one guy makes love on one girl and automatically hate all the others, that's simpressive
by Deadboydoor517 April 20, 2021
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Big Cook Little Cook

A show that takes place in a cafe that they claim is the best cafe in the world but it's not.

They get one customer per day and has shortages on ingredients all of the time. The "cooks" are unable to memorise simple recipes, so they need a cookbook for recipes that children could make.

Small has magical powers, rides on a spoon to get the ingredients but when he comes back, he doesn't have them, but gets them via magic, making the journey a waste of time, only for educational purposes.

Ben needs motivation from a story before preparing, and often makes unnecessary amounts of spillage, wasting more time and ingredients. No wonder do they have to clean the kitchen after EVERY single order, and explains the lack of ingredients.

Also, they don't even let the customers order themselves.
I went to the Big Cook Little Cook cafe and then I gave it 1 star on Google Maps.
by Deadboydoor517 August 19, 2021
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Facebook Marketplace

The only place where you can buy a luxurious mansion with 6 bedrooms for only $44.
Or they can take the opposite approach and charge $22,000 for a Twinkie.
I spent $300 on Facebook Marketplace and those 4 private jets are coming tomorrow.
by Deadboydoor517 April 23, 2023
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refreshing level

A level from Super Mario Maker 2 where it's easy as fuck and to be honest, takes about an hour to make. They're so uninspired, usually adding a bunch of sound effects. The fact that they get a lot of recognition gives me bad hopes for the future of the game.
Oh look, a refreshing level, can't wait to play it.
by Deadboydoor517 August 12, 2021
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Blooket

Just like Kahoot but you can get a monke icon.
Blooket monke.
by Deadboydoor517 October 18, 2022
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No, even Squidward caught the emojivirus, help!
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