Definitions by Davo

moostaka 

A pierced clitoris

She got a moostaka yesterday!

moostaka by Davo June 10, 2004

choke strap 

1. A jock strap that is too tight to be allowed.

2. A jock strap that traces its origins to the numbchucks as street brawl weapons

1. The man's choke strap turned damp and scarlet after much strenuous exercise.

2. There were 3 guys in an alley way. One guy had a gun. One guy had a knife. They got their asses kicked by the guy with the choke strap.

choke strap by Davo April 9, 2004

I3 playoff II's

The worst pair of shoes ever created. (They fold at the arch of the foot! My friend almost busted his foot in one!)

1. For travel conveniences, I wore my VC III's and folded my I3 Playoff II's into the trunk.

2. That company folded like the I3 Playoff II's...

I3 playoff II's by Davo March 27, 2004

eporleate 

The act of eporleum.

He eporleated and eporleated til he no longer had the balls to continue.

eporleate by Davo March 26, 2004

eporleum 

A sport invented in 2003 involving the gonads of the male sex, where he (e.g. the jackass) must reciprocate his balls up and down the rough bark of a tree (pref. maple).
If the man loses (as in, his balls fall off), then he must seek emergency treatment and possibly a sex change.

Once the man went to the woods to eporleate, he never returned to sanity.

eporleum by Davo March 26, 2004

yea 

1. Yes
2. Song title (when one has no brains to come up with another one)
3. A reply used at someone when they say something REALLY stupid in order to show them you do not give a rat's ass.

1. Yea
2. YEA! YEA! YEA! YEA!
3. Idiot: Do you prefer these shoes or these shoes?
Guy: ... Yea.

yea by Davo March 26, 2004

chutney 

1. Adj. Complete and utter.

2. Idiot, dick.

1. I don't like him much. He strikes me as a chutney fool.

2. What a chutney!

chutney by Davo March 3, 2004