Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Davion Williams

[Bend the Lot]

The situation when you circle the same parking lot multiple times trying to find a good parking space,occuring mostly at supermarkets and clothing stores.

I had to Bend the Lot at that wal-mart 8 times to find a good place to park,i wasted my whole day!!

by Davion Williams December 22, 2008

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[T.A.B]

Tacky Ass Bitch

You ugly ass,you're the ceo of T.A.Bs!

by Davion Williams January 11, 2009

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When you look at someones profile and their picture looks so good,you think they must be hot so you request them,then you see all their other piks and they look so bad it makes you ask "why did i request them?".

I met this chick on myspace and she was hot,or at least i thought she was til i saw her other pictures and i found out that she was a one pic wonder.

by Davion Williams May 20, 2009

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[idonkification]

The identifying of a girl by her donk.
You've seen it so many times,you know who it belongs to.

John:Check out that ass man,who is that fine girl?!
Matt:Why you checking out my girl man!
John:How do you know thats Clarissa?
Matt:Idonkification man
John:Oh my bad

by Davion Williams March 23, 2009

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[urinpact]

The force of your piss hitting the water in a toilet. Increases when you push hard or really have to piss.

God ive been holding it in forever!!
I had so much urinpact

by Davion Williams January 10, 2009

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[monkeychoker]

One of the biggest craps you can possibly take,named because its so hard to push out its like trying to choke a monkey,it'll fight back without sufficient force.Two other variations are the catchoker(weaker)and the and sheepchoker(super weak).

Dude after i had that jacked up hamburger,i had to go take the biggest monkeychoker of my life,i thought i was gonna die.

by Davion Williams January 19, 2009

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