[mental re-tardy]

The state of being slow,usually noticing things everyone else knows already or being the last one to get a joke.Not exactly retardation,just slow thinking.

John started laughing out of nowhere,i asked him what was wrong and he said i finally got that family guy joke from last year,total mental re-tardy.

by Davion Williams April 11, 2009

[monkeychoker]

One of the biggest craps you can possibly take,named because its so hard to push out its like trying to choke a monkey,it'll fight back without sufficient force.Two other variations are the catchoker(weaker)and the and sheepchoker(super weak).

Dude after i had that jacked up hamburger,i had to go take the biggest monkeychoker of my life,i thought i was gonna die.

by Davion Williams October 06, 2008

[urinpact]

The force of your piss hitting the water in a toilet. Increases when you push hard or really have to piss.

God ive been holding it in forever!!
I had so much urinpact

by Davion Williams January 11, 2009

swissmail

when your friends email you but words are missing however you still know what they meant

i havent seen you in a time my friends suck at typing,always sending me swissmail

by Davion Williams July 16, 2008

[idonkification]

The identifying of a girl by her donk.
You've seen it so many times,you know who it belongs to.

John:Check out that ass man,who is that fine girl?!
Matt:Why you checking out my girl man!
John:How do you know thats Clarissa?
Matt:Idonkification man
John:Oh my bad

by Davion Williams March 23, 2009

[DVD comeback]

When you wait until a movie comes out on dvd and rental to see it.Done when you know you either cant get to the movies or are just broke.

Man i want to go see X-Men Origins but im broke,ill just catch its DVD comeback.

by Davion Williams May 16, 2009

[T.A.B]

Tacky Ass Bitch

You ugly ass,you're the ceo of T.A.Bs!

by Davion Williams January 11, 2009