Davion Williams's definitions

swissmail

when your friends email you but words are missing however you still know what they meant

i havent seen you in a time my friends suck at typing,always sending me swissmail

by Davion Williams August 8, 2008

[DVD comeback]

When you wait until a movie comes out on dvd and rental to see it.Done when you know you either cant get to the movies or are just broke.

Man i want to go see X-Men Origins but im broke,ill just catch its DVD comeback.

by Davion Williams May 16, 2009

[Bend the Lot]

The situation when you circle the same parking lot multiple times trying to find a good parking space,occuring mostly at supermarkets and clothing stores.

I had to Bend the Lot at that wal-mart 8 times to find a good place to park,i wasted my whole day!!

by Davion Williams December 22, 2008

[Desktable Tennis]

the act of rapid email between 2 or more people. (Ex) sending multiple emails to the same person and replying back and forth all day til you're fingers start to hurt. when this is done,the people involved usually aren't talking about anything important.

Man 1: me and myra were up all day emailing each other.
Man 2: so you played Desktable Tennis
Man 1: yeah so?
Man 2: so are you getting any tonight
Man 1: no we talked about our dreams
Man 2: god you suck

by Davion Williams December 9, 2008

[monkeychoker]

One of the biggest craps you can possibly take,named because its so hard to push out its like trying to choke a monkey,it'll fight back without sufficient force.Two other variations are the catchoker(weaker)and the and sheepchoker(super weak).

Dude after i had that jacked up hamburger,i had to go take the biggest monkeychoker of my life,i thought i was gonna die.

by Davion Williams January 19, 2009

[in/outbox]

when you drink or eat something while goin to the bathroom and the same time,normally did when going number one but number two is occasional

Dude I did not feel like wasting time before my big meeting and i was really hungry so I did an in/outbox to speed things up.

by Davion Williams October 27, 2008

[re-erection]

The situation in which multiple erections are had in rapid fashion.In other words:getting horny then getting horny again soon after the first boner wears off,usually from the same female.

God,Andrea looked hot as hell in that miniskirt,I had a re-erection all day,i just wanted to tear her up!

by Davion Williams December 9, 2008