Definitions by Davion Williams

[tubechain] 

The process of show changing.You turn to one show,then you see another,more interesting show so you turn to it,then a better show comes along and so forth until you find the best show for you.

Man so many kick ass shows were on last night,Manswers,porn,basketball and football!I did a long tubechain trying to decide what to watch.

[tubechain] by Davion Williams January 20, 2009

[monkeychoker] 

One of the biggest craps you can possibly take,named because its so hard to push out its like trying to choke a monkey,it'll fight back without sufficient force.Two other variations are the catchoker(weaker)and the and sheepchoker(super weak).

Dude after i had that jacked up hamburger,i had to go take the biggest monkeychoker of my life,i thought i was gonna die.

[monkeychoker] by Davion Williams January 19, 2009

[T.A.B] 

Tacky Ass Bitch

You ugly ass,you're the ceo of T.A.Bs!

[T.A.B] by Davion Williams January 11, 2009

[urinpact] 

The force of your piss hitting the water in a toilet. Increases when you push hard or really have to piss.

God ive been holding it in forever!!
I had so much urinpact

[urinpact] by Davion Williams January 10, 2009

[Bend the Lot] 

The situation when you circle the same parking lot multiple times trying to find a good parking space,occuring mostly at supermarkets and clothing stores.

I had to Bend the Lot at that wal-mart 8 times to find a good place to park,i wasted my whole day!!

[Bend the Lot] by Davion Williams December 22, 2008

[re-erection] 

The situation in which multiple erections are had in rapid fashion.In other words:getting horny then getting horny again soon after the first boner wears off,usually from the same female.

God,Andrea looked hot as hell in that miniskirt,I had a re-erection all day,i just wanted to tear her up!

[re-erection] by Davion Williams December 9, 2008

[Desktable Tennis] 

the act of rapid email between 2 or more people. (Ex) sending multiple emails to the same person and replying back and forth all day til you're fingers start to hurt. when this is done,the people involved usually aren't talking about anything important.

Man 1: me and myra were up all day emailing each other.
Man 2: so you played Desktable Tennis
Man 1: yeah so?
Man 2: so are you getting any tonight
Man 1: no we talked about our dreams
Man 2: god you suck

[Desktable Tennis] by Davion Williams December 9, 2008