Gallons Per Mile
Refers to huge vehicles like SUV's gas usage that actually use up more than 1 gallon of gas for every mile. This is the opposite of Miles Per Gallon. With todays gas prices above 4 dollars per gallon if you still have a vehicle thats fuel usage is calculated in GPM you are literally getting raped at the gas pump.
Refers to huge vehicles like SUV's gas usage that actually use up more than 1 gallon of gas for every mile. This is the opposite of Miles Per Gallon. With todays gas prices above 4 dollars per gallon if you still have a vehicle thats fuel usage is calculated in GPM you are literally getting raped at the gas pump.
I currently own a Hummer Preparation H-3. I get a good 3 GPM, that means I can go 1 mile and use up 3 gallons of gas. In other words I get literally and metaphorically raped at every gas station.
by David Skeet Jr. May 18, 2008
1. A Premature Ejaculator
2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
The Deuce Droppers were the enemies of the legendary Skeet Friends. The Deuce Droppers were a group of friends that went around town and took craps in public. They wanted to create as much havoc as they could, and get as many new members as they could. The Deuce Droppers were against ejaculating in public, and for Dropping Deuces in public. There mission was to paint the town with Feces.
The Deuce Droppers played an important part in the Skeet Saga. The founder and leader of the deuce droppers was Deputy Deuce, and Deucie Griffin. There were also many other characters in the Deuce Droppers. The Deuce Droppers fought the Skeet Friends on Mount Skeetmore (Originally called Mount Rushmore, but come on thats a gay name. However the Skeet Friends prevailed.
The Deuce Droppers played an important part in the Skeet Saga. The founder and leader of the deuce droppers was Deputy Deuce, and Deucie Griffin. There were also many other characters in the Deuce Droppers. The Deuce Droppers fought the Skeet Friends on Mount Skeetmore (Originally called Mount Rushmore, but come on thats a gay name. However the Skeet Friends prevailed.
Deuce Droppers took S***** in public, and other than that they didnt do s*** (No pun intended...Mutha F*****).
by David Skeet Jr. May 04, 2008
Free Balling 4 Life
Free Balling is when a male does not wear underwear. His balls will be without any cover or support, and he would be "free balling".
Free Balling is when a male does not wear underwear. His balls will be without any cover or support, and he would be "free balling".
Parodying the Tom Petty song "free falling":
...AND IM FREEEEEE (...Free ballin and Im free ballin...) FREE BALLIN!!! (...Ballin and Im Free Ballin...)...
FB4L its the only way to go.
...AND IM FREEEEEE (...Free ballin and Im free ballin...) FREE BALLIN!!! (...Ballin and Im Free Ballin...)...
FB4L its the only way to go.
by David Skeet Jr. February 18, 2009
1. A very pointless, unnecessary, and painful game: On a table are: a Large Rock (3+ pounds), New Extra-Coarse Sandpaper, and a large pair of Sharp Scissors. The game:
A Group of males sit around the table and masturbate in unison. "Rock...Paper...Scissors" is called out loud uniform to three pumps. At the end of the third pump a Rock, paper, or scissors hand gesture is made by each male, they must all be the same gesture in order to what gesture was made last 3 pumps (order rock, paper, scissors). If at anytime during the game a player uses a wrong hand gesture, that player loses and whatever hand gesture he used, he must use that object to harm his penis. If you ejaculate at any time during the game, you are disqualified. The object of the game is to last longer than any other player. You have to have good memory, or be a very early skeeter to play this game, or else you will leave with either a very deformed penis, or no penis at all. This game is much more unnecessary than soggy waffle.
A Group of males sit around the table and masturbate in unison. "Rock...Paper...Scissors" is called out loud uniform to three pumps. At the end of the third pump a Rock, paper, or scissors hand gesture is made by each male, they must all be the same gesture in order to what gesture was made last 3 pumps (order rock, paper, scissors). If at anytime during the game a player uses a wrong hand gesture, that player loses and whatever hand gesture he used, he must use that object to harm his penis. If you ejaculate at any time during the game, you are disqualified. The object of the game is to last longer than any other player. You have to have good memory, or be a very early skeeter to play this game, or else you will leave with either a very deformed penis, or no penis at all. This game is much more unnecessary than soggy waffle.
If you lose: Either you will have to drop the huge rock directly on your penis. Or you will have to wrap Coarse sandpaper around it and masturbate with it. Or you will have to cut your meat off with the scissors.
(In the showers)
Frank: "Jimbo, what the hell happened to your penis? it looks like a dying slim jim!!!?"
Jimbo: "I played a game of Rock Paper Scissors...needless to say, I lost, got the sandpaper..."
(In the showers)
Frank: "Jimbo, what the hell happened to your penis? it looks like a dying slim jim!!!?"
Jimbo: "I played a game of Rock Paper Scissors...needless to say, I lost, got the sandpaper..."
by David Skeet Jr. May 01, 2008
1. Any Hispanic/Latino male that skeets a lot or skeets very fast. If they skeet fast they are also an Early Skeeter. Also any Mexican Mouse that skeets a lot.
2. Skeety Gonzales was a famous Mexican Mouse that lived in the 60s and 70s and could possibly still be alive. Skeety Gonzales was the apprentice of the great Skeet Magee, the most famous Skeeter of all time. Skeety Gonzales crossed paths with Skeet Magee in 1968 and saw all the good Skeet Magee was doing and Magee taught Gonzalez the way of ejaculating in public to promote peace and ease racial tensions. Skeety did his part by easing species tensions between all animals. Skeety was just a small mouse but he sure could skeet. He would always make sure to masturbate in public at least 5 times a day. Skeety could also run really fast, his brother was the famous mouse speedy gonzales. Skeety Gonzales' most famous stunt was getting every female mouse in town pregnant and covering them with skeet juice (this could attribute to all the female mice in town turning white). Skeety was last seen in the late 70s, a decade after Skeet Magee disappeared. He repeated Magees famous last words, but in Spanish: "Vine, vi, yo skeeted, yo espero que usted haga lo mismo." (Skeety spoke very poor spanish at this time.)
2. Skeety Gonzales was a famous Mexican Mouse that lived in the 60s and 70s and could possibly still be alive. Skeety Gonzales was the apprentice of the great Skeet Magee, the most famous Skeeter of all time. Skeety Gonzales crossed paths with Skeet Magee in 1968 and saw all the good Skeet Magee was doing and Magee taught Gonzalez the way of ejaculating in public to promote peace and ease racial tensions. Skeety did his part by easing species tensions between all animals. Skeety was just a small mouse but he sure could skeet. He would always make sure to masturbate in public at least 5 times a day. Skeety could also run really fast, his brother was the famous mouse speedy gonzales. Skeety Gonzales' most famous stunt was getting every female mouse in town pregnant and covering them with skeet juice (this could attribute to all the female mice in town turning white). Skeety was last seen in the late 70s, a decade after Skeet Magee disappeared. He repeated Magees famous last words, but in Spanish: "Vine, vi, yo skeeted, yo espero que usted haga lo mismo." (Skeety spoke very poor spanish at this time.)
Skeety's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot. His Brother is Speedy gonzales.
Bob: "Dude that one male mouse that I have got all the females pregnant!!!"
Dave: "How many females were there?"
Bob: "59!!!, and he turned all of em skeet white"
Dave: "Damn, Youve got urself a regular Skeety Gonzales!!!"
Bob: "Dude that one male mouse that I have got all the females pregnant!!!"
Dave: "How many females were there?"
Bob: "59!!!, and he turned all of em skeet white"
Dave: "Damn, Youve got urself a regular Skeety Gonzales!!!"
by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008
The Skeet Friends were the enemies of the legendary Deuce Droppers. The Skeet friends were a group of characters that masturbated and ejaculated in public to promote peace and ease species and racial tensions. They were against dropping deuces in public, as they thought it was dirty and it would stink up the place. Also it did not promote peace, just made people carry around doggy bags even when they had no dog and got them mad.
The Skeet Friends were the main part of the great Skeet Saga. They battled the Deuce Droppers on Mount SkeetMore and won in the end. The leader of the Skeet Friends was the great Skeet Magee. Skeet Gonzales was also a big part of it, it also included a lot of other characters.
The Skeet Friends were the main part of the great Skeet Saga. They battled the Deuce Droppers on Mount SkeetMore and won in the end. The leader of the Skeet Friends was the great Skeet Magee. Skeet Gonzales was also a big part of it, it also included a lot of other characters.
If you like to masturbate and think skeeting is coo, you can be a part of the skeet friends too!!!
(This was a gay slogan made by the skeet friends in the 50s-70s)
(This was a gay slogan made by the skeet friends in the 50s-70s)
by David Skeet Jr. May 04, 2008