Definitions by David Li

ear fuck 

1. When you can't get laid and you're forced to listen to a girl for hours
2. When someone sticks his finger or other object in your ear.

1. I went to a party just to get ear fucked by girls who won't take their pants off.
2. Aw gross!
You just got ear fucked!

ear fuck by David Li February 15, 2008

Crowbar 

A metal bar with curves at both ends for prying.

It's a useful took for pulling out nails, breaking open doors, tearing holes, breaking things, and just about everything else you can do with a metal stick.

It also serves as a nice weapon, the bar is heavier than a baseball bat and the prying ends can create some wounds that a knife can't.

Hey! I need a crowbar to open this door.
Half-Life's most useful weapon is the crowbar.
Some dumbass broke into my house with a crowbar and tried to use it on me before I shot him.

Crowbar by David Li January 17, 2008

shotgun wedding 

Where the parents of one or both people of a couple force them to marry due to pregnancy of the female part of the couple.

I was forced to have a shotgun wedding with your mom

shotgun wedding by David Li April 23, 2005

Japanese Drive-By 

Some untrained Japanese bitches in a car that try to drive by a Chinese person (or any other race). Then they realize that their guns aren't loaded and the Chinese person (or any other race) kills all the Japanese bitches.

The Tojos tried to Japanese Drive-By me again.

Japanese Drive-By by David Li April 23, 2005

Jap Crap

Anything that is made in Japan that is a piece of shit. Examples would be the anime crap, Mitsubishis, non-car Hondas (half of the Honda cars suck anyway), non-sony electronics, and especially those Japanese people..

It's all about non-Japanese stuff, like the ones that say "Made in China" the Japs suck so much that they put factories in China.

You, all your stuff, and your family are Jap Crap

Jap Crap by David Li April 23, 2005

bootleg

Your mom's quality in bed

Your mom was bootleg last night

bootleg by David Li April 22, 2005