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Definitions by David Hawaii

vicious guppy

A very dangerous fish residing in the tropical waters of the Hawaiian islands. Can swim up to 15 miles per hour and has a nasty bite. Also uses neurotoxins to neutralize it's victims and can kill an average size human male within 10 seconds.

It's diet consists solely of humans, and human-like creatures. Has also been reported to feed on cute babies.
Holy crap it's a vicious guppy!

RUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
vicious guppy by David Hawaii June 14, 2007

moke fight 

n. A quarrel occurring between two or more mokes. A potentially dangerous situation one should seek to avoid at all costs.
Holy crap is a moke fight!
RUNNNNNN!!!!!
moke fight by David Hawaii May 28, 2007
American chat english for "This Is So Not Fair".
Usually used when parents take away cell phones due to severly high phone bills.
(Yeah this is from the commercial)
Mom: Well I'm taking away your cell phone
Girl: TISNF!!!
Mom: I'll tell you...what's...SNF...
TISNF by David Hawaii May 23, 2007
Chinese Lutheran Church of Hawaii

Lutheran church on Liliha street with many members (many of whom are Chinese, if that wasn't obvious from the name) who conduct service in English, Cantonese, and Mandarin.
Dude: Where you going this Sunday?
Dudette: Where else? CLCH!
CLCH by David Hawaii May 23, 2007
1. A common misspelling of the word "holy"
2. From, of, or related to a hole
3. Cute way of saying "hole"
1. Holey shit!
2. Holey shit!
3. Shit holey!
holey by David Hawaii May 23, 2007

Humbalah 

A statement given while watching another person performing some kind of dishonest or illegal action.

Syn. Humbah, Humbalalah, Humbala Ukulele Momma Kissed The Baby Peanut Butter Jelly Daddy Did The Hula
Boy spills a glass of milk
Girl: Humbalah!
Boy: Why don't you just shut up and help, prick.
Humbalah by David Hawaii May 22, 2007

Procrastipartner 

A book, notes, or other study material that sits willingly and faithfully by your side the day before the exam while you procrastinate surfing the web or watching television.
Dude, I didn't get any studying done. Damn procrastipartner.