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malasian

The ignorant, uneducated way to spell Malaysian
Spell malasian right idiots
by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
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moke fight

n. A quarrel occurring between two or more mokes. A potentially dangerous situation one should seek to avoid at all costs.
Holy crap is a moke fight!
RUNNNNNN!!!!!
by David Hawaii May 28, 2007
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Feetard

(n.) A ridiculously retardedly high fee or expense.

feetards (pl.), feetarded (adj.), feetardedly (adv.)
Man, cover was thirty bucks!
Dude, what a feetardedly feetarded feetard
by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
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mis-wave

To return a wave to someone you think is waving at you, but is actually waving to the person behind you. Usually results in embarrassment and introversion.
Damn...I thought that girl was waving at me :(

HHAHAHAHA MIS-WAVE!!!!!!
by David Hawaii June 15, 2007
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vicious guppy

A very dangerous fish residing in the tropical waters of the Hawaiian islands. Can swim up to 15 miles per hour and has a nasty bite. Also uses neurotoxins to neutralize it's victims and can kill an average size human male within 10 seconds.

It's diet consists solely of humans, and human-like creatures. Has also been reported to feed on cute babies.
Holy crap it's a vicious guppy!

RUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
by David Hawaii June 14, 2007
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holey

1. A common misspelling of the word "holy"
2. From, of, or related to a hole
3. Cute way of saying "hole"
1. Holey shit!
2. Holey shit!
3. Shit holey!
by David Hawaii May 23, 2007
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North Park

The apparently unknown and evil opposite of South Park.
South Park is awesome, but that North Park...scary.
by David Hawaii June 16, 2007
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