David Hawaii's definitions

diarrhacid

Diarrhea with a high acid content that causes severe burning sensations on and in the rectal sphincter. Can result in bleeding, chaffing, and the inability to walk properly.

Diarrhacid can also result in extraordinary pain upon sitting after business has been done.

Sounds made while trying to sit in a chair after a brutal session of diarrhacid

Ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...
aggghhh...agh...phew.

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

Procrastipartner

A book, notes, or other study material that sits willingly and faithfully by your side the day before the exam while you procrastinate surfing the web or watching television.

Dude, I didn't get any studying done. Damn procrastipartner.

by David Hawaii May 22, 2007

Feetard

(n.) A ridiculously retardedly high fee or expense.

feetards (pl.), feetarded (adj.), feetardedly (adv.)

Man, cover was thirty bucks!
Dude, what a feetardedly feetarded feetard

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

ghost no wipe poopie

Compound word: Ghost poopie + No wipe poopie

Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"

A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).

The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.

Please seek immediate medical attention in the event of a ghost no wipe poopie as consequences are dire.

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

North Park

The apparently unknown and evil opposite of South Park.

South Park is awesome, but that North Park...scary.

by David Hawaii June 16, 2007

guitarthritis

The painful cramping sensation felt after playing the guitar for an absurdly long time.

Damn, I got guitarthritis...but I can't stop!...Play on! Play on!

by David Hawaii June 16, 2007

myPod

An apple mp3 player (iPod) which you have just purchased and you are showing off to your friends (even though, they all have one too, along with the rest of the world).

My + iPod = myPod

"Hey guys, look at myPod"

by David Hawaii February 24, 2007