David Faircloth's definitions

GMAFB

Short for Give Me A Fucking Brake.

You have been bitching about shomething all fucking day. GMAFB

by David Faircloth June 13, 2005

duck cheese

The white stinkie slime found on the head of your dick at the end of the day.

I found some duck cheese on my dick last night dear.

by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

Crack butter

The smelly sweat mixed with shit found in the crack of an ass.

After working all day, Jim noticed the smell of crack butter coming from his pants.

by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

one eyed heat probe

A penis, prick, pecker, cock tool.

I just had to use my trusty one eyed heat probe.

by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

stink finger

What happens when wipeing your ass too hard and punching a hole in the paper.

I wish my wife would get better tolit paper. Everytime I wipe my ass I have stink finger for hours.

by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

lip balls

What some one sucking a dick has sticking out of their mouth.

While giving Dave head, Judy's lip balls hung on her chin.

by David Faircloth July 2, 2005

Throat rod

A dick down a throat.

I watched Janis use a large throat rod to satisfy that tickle see has.

by David Faircloth July 1, 2005