greal

To completly lose one's train of thought, requiring an assessment of 'real retard or fake retard?'

"Crean, Crean, Greal."

"Dude, is that guy a real retard or a fake retard?"

by David Browne September 17, 2006

Heinkenator

An impromptu, ill considered and unplanned masturbation session that results in unforseen consequences.

"Wags pulled a Heinkenator when he was in the back seat of the car with his father."

"John is in prison: he pulled a Heinkenator in phone booth outside the primary school."

by David Browne October 15, 2006