Definitions by David Blomstrom

Virus Magnet 

Any software program with poor security, applied especially to software produced by Microsoft.

M$ Windows has been described as a virus magnet held together with a bit of software program and made functional with occasional downloaded service packs.

Virus Magnet by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Darth Gates 

A nickname for Micro$oft founder Bill Gates, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global asshole.

Has Darth Gates blackM$ailed any schools in your country yet?

Darth Gates by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

pHilanthropist 

A term that describes phony corporate philanthropists, particularly Bill Gates, who is closely linked with pResident George W. Bush.

So how much money will Bill Gates invest in his own investment firm before people realize he's actually a pHilanthropist?

pHilanthropist by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microslave

A person who is duped or coerced into using Microsoft software.

Millions of Microslaves could win their freedom if they'd just get a Mac.

Microslave by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microsoft Whore 

A person who supports Microsoft, particularly in the political arena.

George W. Bush may be the most powerful Microsoft whore on the planet.

Microsoft Whore by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microsofty 

1. A person who publicly supports Microsoft while turning a blind eye to its corruption.
2. A person who uses Microsoft products or services, particularly one who publicly supports Microsoft while turning a blind eye to its corruption.

There are probably millions of Microsofties who think Bill Gates is God, just as right-wingers worship George W. Bush (who is a major Microsofty in his own right).

Microsofty by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

BlackM$ail 

Blackmail perpetrated by Microsoft, or a situation that appears to be blackmail somehow associated with M$.

Can you guess which major corporation has been accused of blackM$ailing schools?

BlackM$ail by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007