Beast of Redmond

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, though it can also be applied to the corporation's ethically challenged founder, Bill Gates.
Like George W. Bush, the Beast of Redmond will probably fail in its bid for world domination, if Vista is any clue.
by David Blomstrom October 04, 2007
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Democratic Underground

1. online rallying center for assorted liberals, progressives and left-leaning independents that are fed up with the Democratic Party's right-wing tilt - and prove it by campaigning for right-wing candidates like Al Gore, John Kerry and Hillary Clinton<br>
2. a wet dream for Seattle's liberal peace pussies, who prefer to rant about a problem rather than lift a finger to fix it
3. hypocritical online forum that criticizes Republican corruption while ignoring the sins of the National Education Association, which supports the corrupt Democratic Party
Democratic Underground is a great place to keep up on current events and pick up some cool political nicknames, insults or one-liners. Now if I could just find a collection of armchair politicians who are interested in fixing a problem or two...
by David Blomstrom May 16, 2006
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Microsoft Nicknames

Any of the numerous nicknames applied to one of the most disgusting corporations on the planet, along with its founder, Bill Gates (collectively known as Billysoft).
I'm sick and tired of getting Microshafted, Microscammed and Microfucked by Billysoft (aka Micro$oft M$), from Microsludge (e.g. Windoze, M$ Office, Internet Exploder) to brainless Microslaves and loud-mouthed Microsoft whores, from phony pHilanthropists with bad haircuts to black$Mail! (P.S. These are all examples of Microsoft Nicknames, which offer a powerful clue to GET A MAC.)
by David Blomstrom October 04, 2007
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BlackM$ail

Blackmail perpetrated by Microsoft, or a situation that appears to be blackmail somehow associated with M$.
Can you guess which major corporation has been accused of blackM$ailing schools?
by David Blomstrom October 04, 2007
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Micro$oft

The long version of M$; one of the most popular nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia.
So how many consumers will Micro$oft screw today?
by David Blomstrom October 04, 2007
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Microslug

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, this one hinting at the bureaucratic inertia and bloated code it has become famous for; generally synonymous with Microsloth.
Will Microslug release another Windows upgrade in our lifetime, or is Vista the end of the Road Ahead?
by David Blomstrom October 04, 2007
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Microscam

1. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a famously corrupt corporation and member of the Seattle Mafia known for screwing its own customers.
2. A scam perpetrated by Microsoft.
1. So what attack on civilization is Microscam plotting this month?
2. Bill Gates' sleazy patent war is one of his most sensational Microscams.
by David Blomstrom October 04, 2007
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