David Altena's definitions

teh secks

(The sex) To be awesome and to pwn on many different levels.

"Have you seen David play Starcraft?"
"Dude, he is so cool, that guy is teh secks!"

by David Altena September 17, 2008

anti-howdy

Anti-howdy is how one says goodbye to a hick.

Billybob: See y'all later
You: Anti-howdy
Billybob: Yep Anti-howdy to you too.

by David Altena December 10, 2008

flagaphile

One is so patriotic that they would gladly mate with the American flag.

Stephen Colbert is a flagaphile.

by David Altena December 25, 2008

Hanuchristmakwanzakah

A combination of Hannukah, Christmas, and Kwanzaa used to refer to the time between Thanksgiving and New Years.

David: Hey, happy Hanuchristmakwanzakah!
Random Girl: What did you just say to me?

by David Altena January 3, 2008