Machine queen

A chick or effeminate guy at the gym, ear buds, leggings, sunglasses, expensive patterned clothes , talking on phone and sitting on one machine FOREVER !!
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”
I’ve been waiting to use the leg press for 45 min, but the guy in the bedazzled shirt has been on it , he’s a machine queen
by Davedale August 30, 2019
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Millennicunt

A millennial aged chick that has most of the following features : ave or below in looks, hair dyed a color that doesn’t exist in nature , multiple “me too” claims (usually someone accidentally breathed on their neck), and is loud, proud and angry. If attending college usually jas a major w “studies “ on the end
That chick what’s barged into the men’s room at the game because she said her’s had a line was a real millennicunt
by Davedale August 30, 2019
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Regape

A date where consensual sex occurs , then when the woman in the equation describes it to her friend,
said friend tries to convince her that her feelings of regret equate to a rape, this a “regape
Tiffany returned to the dorm and told her roomie Alex about the sex she had with Tab, and Alex tells Tiffany that her ambivalent feelings mean she was raped . Tiffany then experiences a regape .
by Davedale November 11, 2019
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Facecase cracker

Someone who enjoys burying their face into the crack of other peoples asses , to the degree their face gets razor burn
That chick from data didn’t come into today, I heard she didn’t look so good after a night with Harry buttaburier from PR. She’s a real facecase cracker
by Davedale August 18, 2019
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Fuckander

Someone who during sex has their mind wander watching tv, calling the wrong name or simply not there mentally
This fuckander I was porking was eating an apple while we did it, so unhot
by Davedale July 15, 2019
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Chinollo

A half Mexican half Chinese or even Asian dude ; contraction from Chollo and Chinese
That Chinollo busing tables at The Chinese restaurant actually owns the joint, figures ..
by Davedale August 01, 2019
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Cracksnaggler

Someone who so enthusiastically performs oral-anal sex that they risk soft tissue injury (on the recipient ) or auto asphyxiation on they’re own self .
Damn I couldn’t painlessly sit down for two days after my hairy white butt encountered that cracksnaggler I met . It felt good at first , until it’ didn’t ...
by Davedale August 05, 2019
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