Davedale 's definitions

Wang-ganggler

A frequently average male who gets and retains chicks, sometimes gangs of them, beyond his looks or station in life.. He has an unusually large penis .

I always wondered why Gene does so well with the chicks until I saw him at the gym, he’s a big wang-ganggler

by Davedale July 20, 2019

Complishit

A pandering , totally condescending PC compliment directed at usually a small child but occasionally a woman; common when kids call in NPR talk show, struggle through dumb question and then hosts fawn all over them.

I was listening to NPR when this not very bright 6 year old called in and asked what “cacaluda” meant ; the hosts started wildly kissing up, natch, paying them a total complishit

by Davedale July 28, 2019

Flambanus

Someone who is such a flaming ass hole they would need asbestos underwear if they made it.

Your brother knew your parents wanted to go to the steak house for their anniversary, but he is such a flambanus he made us go to Mcdonald’s (Plus he was paying )

by Davedale August 9, 2019

Regape

A date where consensual sex occurs , then when the woman in the equation describes it to her friend,
said friend tries to convince her that her feelings of regret equate to a rape, this a “regape”

Tiffany returned to the dorm and told her roomie Alex about the sex she had with Tab, and Alex tells Tiffany that her ambivalent feelings mean she was raped . Tiffany then experiences a regape .

by Davedale November 10, 2019

Face case

Someone who fantasizes about burying their face into the crack of a big, white, hairy butt crack.. They can be if any sex it sexual orientation, often associated w compulsive fart huffing

That Chick Moshe is dating w the big schnozola apparently likes to bury her face is in ass, she’s a real Face Case

by Davedale August 21, 2019

Fagart face

Someone with a chubby , cherubic face that looks as though someone might have passed gas either too close or directly into their applied lips .

That fat chick wouldn’t have been that bad a porkaloader except she was a fagart face too.

by Davedale July 14, 2019

Millenniho

A chick born between 95 and 05 who thinks she is all liberated by having lots of promiscuous sex , then later regrets it and needs therapy

Megs daughter Sparkle is in rehab again . Every time she gets a guy to have sex with her more than once she thinks she’s found her soulmate , only to discover date # 3 never comes . Typical millenniho

by Davedale November 10, 2019