69 definitions by Davedale

A sexual encounter with a partner several rungs down the social food chain from oneself , usually the result of marked desperation or Uber convenience.
She’s not much to look at , but wasn’t a bad fuckoit considering I didn’t even have to get out of the stall.
by Davedale July 15, 2019
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A date where consensual sex occurs , then when the woman in the equation describes it to her friend,
said friend tries to convince her that her feelings of regret equate to a rape, this a “regape
Tiffany returned to the dorm and told her roomie Alex about the sex she had with Tab, and Alex tells Tiffany that her ambivalent feelings mean she was raped . Tiffany then experiences a regape .
by Davedale November 11, 2019
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Someone who during sex has their mind wander watching tv, calling the wrong name or simply not there mentally
This fuckander I was porking was eating an apple while we did it, so unhot
by Davedale July 15, 2019
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Someone who enjoys burying their face into the crack of other peoples asses , to the degree their face gets razor burn
That chick from data didn’t come into today, I heard she didn’t look so good after a night with Harry buttaburier from PR. She’s a real facecase cracker
by Davedale August 18, 2019
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A person that lives or wants to live in Frisco , who is annoyingly pretentious in both action and thought about anything to do with that over rated city. They are a Napa valley wine snob, Victorian house freak, foodie with a Bay Area toodie, a vegan, anti smoking crusader who enjoys smelling their own farts. Often associated w being a male feminist or a female “it”; a beta, theda, or Smegma snarfing payda.,gender fluid or ambiguous , they yell at you if you say anything wrong and almost anything you say they can deem wrong.
Dang, dude that skinny guy w the top button if his shirt buttoned spazed because I didn’t bring my own bag, he’s a real San Frandickso
by Davedale July 17, 2019
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A guy who is too chickenshit to change and shower at the gym, but is always giving sideways stares to older naked guys swinging dicks. Usually a millennial who bitches about “naked old men in the locker room “ in anonymous online rants
Bill brought his son Devon to workout with us. He went home in drenched sweaty clothes , but strangely kept staring at our junk. He’s a peckerchecker
by Davedale August 24, 2019
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A half Mexican half Chinese or even Asian dude ; contraction from Chollo and Chinese
That Chinollo busing tables at The Chinese restaurant actually owns the joint, figures ..
by Davedale August 1, 2019
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