Majoris

Synonymous with cliteromegaly , or an enlarged clitoris , very large almost dick sized organ associated with hyperangrogenemic syndromes

This chick had a clit so big it was like a speed bump, a real majoris

by Davedale July 18, 2019

Shituned

Someone who is trying to be nice to a date and ends up trapped in a room or car while listening to the shittiest tune they have ever had to endure. The Carpenters , Ed Sheehan, Michael Bolton ; nothing is too low to get trapped with someone else’s horrible music taste

I was in a date with the hottie , and she puts in this Ed Sheehan tune that was awful; I was totally shituned.

by Davedale August 07, 2019

Millennimo

A millennial who is usually ostensibly straight but buttons the top button of his golf shirt , has skinny arms and is a trace effeminate. He can’t change at the gym, and has a fear of nudity except he stares at older naked men.

Damn, Roger brought his hipster looking nephew to work out with us and he looked like a hipster and went home in his sweaty clothes . I think he’s a millennimo

by Davedale August 23, 2019

Fariter

A chronic fart lighter. Sometimes develops skills such as etching initials on someone’s back or the side of their car.

That Fariter got busted for setting his poodles hair on fire

by Davedale August 07, 2019

Wang-ganggler

A frequently average male who gets and retains chicks, sometimes gangs of them, beyond his looks or station in life.. He has an unusually large penis .

I always wondered why Gene does so well with the chicks until I saw him at the gym, he’s a big wang-ganggler

by Davedale July 20, 2019

Flambanus

Someone who is such a flaming ass hole they would need asbestos underwear if they made it.

Your brother knew your parents wanted to go to the steak house for their anniversary, but he is such a flambanus he made us go to Mcdonald’s (Plus he was paying )

by Davedale August 09, 2019

Regape

A date where consensual sex occurs , then when the woman in the equation describes it to her friend,
said friend tries to convince her that her feelings of regret equate to a rape, this a “regape”

Tiffany returned to the dorm and told her roomie Alex about the sex she had with Tab, and Alex tells Tiffany that her ambivalent feelings mean she was raped . Tiffany then experiences a regape .

by Davedale November 10, 2019