69 definitions by Davedale
Someone who so enthusiastically performs oral-anal sex that they risk soft tissue injury (on the recipient ) or auto asphyxiation on they’re own self .
Damn I couldn’t painlessly sit down for two days after my hairy white butt encountered that cracksnaggler I met . It felt good at first , until it’ didn’t ...
by Davedale August 5, 2019
Someone with a chubby , cherubic face that looks as though someone might have passed gas either too close or directly into their applied lips .
by Davedale July 14, 2019
A chick or effeminate guy at the gym, ear buds, leggings, sunglasses, expensive patterned clothes , talking on phone and sitting on one machine FOREVER !!
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”
I’ve been waiting to use the leg press for 45 min, but the guy in the bedazzled shirt has been on it , he’s a machine queen
by Davedale August 30, 2019
A millennial aged chick that has most of the following features : ave or below in looks, hair dyed a color that doesn’t exist in nature , multiple “me too” claims (usually someone accidentally breathed on their neck), and is loud, proud and angry. If attending college usually jas a major w “studies “ on the end
That chick what’s barged into the men’s room at the game because she said her’s had a line was a real millennicunt
by Davedale August 30, 2019
They had NPR on at work and one of the reporters was a flarmer, his voice actually set the fire alarm off it was so flaming .
by Davedale August 8, 2019
A grown man afraid , for reasons know only to him , to change clothes at the gym in front of other guys . He makes a tent with a large towel and struggles to change underwear and gym shorts under it . Usually younger and never had PE, frequently stares at older guys who are not tentqueens
Rick’s nephew Cooper was bumping into lockers at the gym as he changed under a towel tent he made , he’s a tentqueen
by Davedale August 24, 2019
Someone who is trying to be nice to a date and ends up trapped in a room or car while listening to the shittiest tune they have ever had to endure. The Carpenters , Ed Sheehan, Michael Bolton ; nothing is too low to get trapped with someone else’s horrible music taste
I was in a date with the hottie , and she puts in this Ed Sheehan tune that was awful; I was totally shituned.
by Davedale August 8, 2019