Ones

Slang term from being on your own.

Looks like im on my ones then...

by DaveG217 September 05, 2006

Nah, im straight

A phrase used in place of the word "no", especially when answering a stupid question.
It also implies that the question asker is gay, as they divulged in the activity they are inquiring about.

Example 1:

Dude 1: Did you go to the cinema last night?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 1: Damn!

Example 2:

Dude 1: Have you got Cher's new album?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 3: Owned!

by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

Chudder

Someone fat or overweight

*Look at that chudder!
*I saw a proper chudder waiting for bares at KFC!

by DaveG217 April 23, 2006

Bares

A lot, a sort of plural of bare
*A long time

*Ive been here for bares

by DaveG217 April 23, 2006

0 to semi

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis.

*DAMN! I went 0 to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it 0 to semi in about 1.7!

by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

Air cadet

A phrase used to describe someone who chats air
Similar to Wasteman

"It's kind of unfair to get, a big lecture from an air cadet" - JME

by DaveG217 July 11, 2007

Tommy K

English slang word for Tomato Ketchup

*Damn, I spilled Tommy K everywhere

by DaveG217 May 25, 2006