Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dave Nova

Smile

"What? Noo, I'm perfectly fine, mom. No no, don't worry about me! Don't you see the smile on my face?"

Smile by Dave Nova May 27, 2017

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A lie we tell ourselves because apperenly fucking the first person you're even remotly attracted to is "inhumane". Pfft.

"What people call 'love' is just a chemical reaction that compels animals ti breed."
- Rick Sanches

Love by Dave Nova May 27, 2017

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"Pray to Cheezus every day and he might just not eat you soul"

Cheezus by Dave Nova May 27, 2017

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An ass of a male stretched out by frequent dick-insertion
A person possessing such an ass is called a Gaius

- I heard johny is into recieving anal from his boyfriend. I bet he is such a Gaius.

Gay Ass (Gaius)

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