4 definitions by Dave Ideas
A Bong is a marijuana pipe used for recreational purposes. The unbong is a marijuana smoking pipe that looks like a bong but uses no water to cool the smoke. The unbong is commonly used by a more mature user or medical marijuana patient and often for the first time marijuana smoker that is unfamiliar with the heat entering the lungs. The unbong cools the smoke to a vapor without using water or electronics. I invented the UnBong. Patent Pending
by Dave Ideas May 16, 2019
A smoking device for Marijuana that cools the smoke without using any water. I invented a DryBong that rapidly cools smoke to a vapor. Also known as a VaporBong. Dramatically cools the smoke without using water or electronics. Patent Pending
My doctor prescribed a DryBong to cool the hot smoke when smoking marijuana. The DryBong was perfect for my Grandma to smoke her medication.
by Dave Ideas May 16, 2019
VaporBong is a Marijuana pipe that really cools the smoke. John's neighbor Mary is going through chemotherapy for lung cancer and suffers serious nausea. John was going to stop inviting Mary to his house because she would throw up on his carpet. Mary learned that smoking Marijuana can alleviate nausea so she asked her doctor what is the best pipe to smoke for her? Her doctor told her she needed a pipe that cools the smoke so she can inhale it. The doctor said she needed to buy The VaporBong that cools the smoke to comfortable levels to inhale. This VaporBong uses no water to cool the hot gas to safe levels. A marijuana bong that cools the smoke to lung temperature is a Vapor Bong.
John loves Mary to visit his new home now because since she started smoking weed with the VaporBong, she does not throw up on his new carpet.
by Dave Ideas May 16, 2019
A term that defines a new invention for marijuana smoking pipe. Marijuana bongs have been around a long time, at least 50 years. The bong is a long cylinder that holds water at the bottom. Everyone loves their bong until they spill the water. Nothing and I mean nothing gets rid of that smell when you spill the bong water. Two of my cars growing up I had trouble selling because of spilled bong water. Not only is the bong water a real pain in the ass, the bong is a bigger pain in your throat and lungs. Water bongs do not cool the smoke even with ice cubes in it! The problem is the glass. Glass insulates the heat inside the pipe.
If you long your bong but hate the heat and the water... Try The Dry. Using a new invention called the Dry Bong solves both of these issues and no more drug sniffing police dogs chasing your car down the street. The Dry Bong cools hot smoke using no water. So when a friend complains about that shitty bong water and their burned throat? Tell them to Try The Dry.
If you long your bong but hate the heat and the water... Try The Dry. Using a new invention called the Dry Bong solves both of these issues and no more drug sniffing police dogs chasing your car down the street. The Dry Bong cools hot smoke using no water. So when a friend complains about that shitty bong water and their burned throat? Tell them to Try The Dry.
I jumped into the back seat of Mary's car and couldn't believe the stink back there! "Mary, what the hell is this smell?" She told me she spilled her bong water in her back seat. I said to Mary, "It's time to Try The Dry!"
by Dave Ideas May 16, 2019