Dave's definitions

nigzy

my word bitches!!! wat ud call a girl friend or friends that are girls instead of sayin nigga and gettin an ass whoopin because ur a white jew who just layed the n-bomb.

look at dat hoe! wuttup nigzy!

by dave March 13, 2004

femo

fake emo. Someone who says they're emo but are in fact not.

Lee is Femo because he isn't a jock at his highschool.

by Dave May 4, 2003

MONKEY WRENCH

When a chick giving you a blow job similtaniously strokes your cock like she is trwisting a wrench.

Man Chuck's mom gave the fukin kind monkey wrench last night.

by dave March 23, 2005

Mooreonic

How a Mooreon acts; liberal acting under the influence of Michael Moore's insanely liberal rhetoric.

PERSON ACTING MOOREONIC:
"America is the evil! Michael Moore is my Jesus because he has revealed to me the truth that George W Bush is the most evil man in the world and is more evil than all dictators combined! George W Bush kills babies and Saddam Hussein has never done such a thing! And the NRA celebrates children dying of gun-violence! Americans are stupid! Long live communism! Keep on rockin' in the free world! Fuck America! Wooooo!!"

by Dave January 5, 2005

grunt

A guttural noise made for several different circumstances: happy, sad, yes, no, oh yes, oh god yes, during sex, taking a shit

GRUNT ooooo yeah

GRUNT - ah man

<wife> Are you gonna take out the trash?
<husband> GRUNT

by Dave February 21, 2003

monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.

That guy is such a monkeydick

by Dave February 1, 2005

shite

Another word for "shit".

"This place is shite."
-one of the dung beetles (spelling?) from Conker's Bad Fur Day

by Dave March 26, 2004