Dave's definitions

bunter

A fat bastard - usually the kid you bullied at school for being rich and fat

Lets batter that billy bunter!

by Dave July 8, 2003

shagmaster

Someone who is really good at sex

I'd go back for more - he/she's a real shagmaster. You could learn a lot from him/her

by Dave July 8, 2003

morris dancer

Some wierdo's who paint their faces black and dance round sticks in the country (in England).
Usually from the South West, anal and gay - probably has sex with members of their own family

Fucking Morris dancers - they're everywhere. It's about time they passed a law against it

by Dave July 8, 2003

superflypimphustlergansgterhardcoremotherfucker

Ice T

Ice T - he's a superflypimphustlergansgterhardcoremotherfucker

by Dave July 8, 2003

Hairy Palms

People who are half monkey

Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey

by Dave July 8, 2003

scumbucket

Someone who holds a lot a scumword

You is a major scumbucket

by Dave July 8, 2003

barsteward

a) A polite way of saying bastard word
b) Someone who serves drinks from behind a bar with a smug manner

You are a stupid barsteward

by Dave July 8, 2003