Definitions by Dave

bali 

a place where bintang exists... a really cool beer

bali by dave October 20, 2003

skeevot 

unwanted chunk of debris missed by a snowplow, rake, broom, etc.

gee wilickers junior, lookit all the skeevots you missed.

skeevot by dave October 20, 2003

flagella

What i am going to do to Nickel's face...

I'll flagella your face

flagella by dave October 20, 2003

pancake masturbator

A person that pleasures him or her self with a pancake. Offten gets off to pictures of aunt jamima.

Nickel is a crazy pancake masturabte.

pancake masturbator by dave October 20, 2003

q t 

Somewhat secretive in nature. A deal or situation that few, if any, should know about. Otherwise, quiet.

Yeah, we'll keep it on the q t.

q t by Dave October 20, 2003

access 

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

access by Dave October 17, 2003

kinfolk 

another word for your relatives/extended family.

kinfolk by dave October 17, 2003