Valentine’s Day

A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.

Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day

Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick

by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018

TikTok

This app has gone through hell and back being close to getting banned 3 times. This app shows how dumb people really are and how people can not take consequences for their own actions

Stupid tik tok user: Defund the police!! ACAB!!
*few moments later*
Stupid TikTok user: HOLY SHIT SOMEONE IS STALKING ME OFFICER PLEASE HELP OMG OMG OMG

by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020

Fortnite

A fucking piece of shit game that is ran by virgin workers who turned gay because they haven’t had female interaction in years and sweaty ass kids who post their wins on TikTok and Snapchat thinking they’re good at the game.

Virgin 20 year old: Yo I’ve got a win on Fortnite!
Chad the hulk man: Lmao you’re a fucking loser

by Dat_Boi33 June 04, 2020

Cuphead

A game fucked hard in the ass by it’s own fan base. Was an Xbox Exclusive until people started pirating it for PC. There’s no disc for cup head which is why this game failed 2 months into its release. It’s also coming to the switch and the creators of cyphers are begging the fuck out of Nintendo for cuphead to make it in to super smash bros and now relying to its fan base.

Hey want to play Cuphead after school? It will be fun!
Fuck no bitch go masturbate to its fan base

by Dat_Boi33 March 27, 2019

Area 51

A shit event that took 2 month to plan ahead. And when it finally happened, they got stopped by 2 officers. That’s all it took to Ruin a 2-month plan. It was also Awkward as shit.

Friend: YOOO THAT AREA 51 EVENT WAS SO SICK!!!!
Me: If you don’t shut the fuck up about that Area 51 bull shut I’m going to pull your arms off and shove it up your ass

by Dat_Boi33 September 26, 2019

Instagram Ads

Ads on Instagram that are shit and once you download the fucking app, you get greeted with the “free trial” bullshit. This is why you don’t advertise apps on mf Instagram

Yo, I think Instagram ads are the best

Nigga shut the fuck up and kiss me 😍😍

by Dat_Boi33 March 27, 2019

Furry Syndrome

When someone turns or identifies as a furry just because the person of their sexual/romantic interest is also a furry.

Richard: Yo that girl is cute what’s her name?
Michael: Bro she’s a furry you sure you want her?
Richard: UwU definitely <3

Michael: Damn that Furry Syndrome ain’t no joke fr

by Dat_Boi33 October 10, 2021