Dat_Boi33's definitions

Instagram Ads

Ads on Instagram that are shit and once you download the fucking app, you get greeted with the “free trial” bullshit. This is why you don’t advertise apps on mf Instagram

Yo, I think Instagram ads are the best

Nigga shut the fuck up and kiss me 😍😍

by Dat_Boi33 March 27, 2019

Porn

You already know what the fuck this is. Stop searching here. I know you want to beat the fuck out of your dick at 3AM, but go to pornhub not a fucking dictionary site.

Bro, do you watch porn sometimes?
No.
Shut the fuck up yes you do bisexual

by Dat_Boi33 March 27, 2019

Dame tu cosita

A fucking mistake ever made since gods birth and it virgin you tubers use it as click bait crying themselves to sleep because they know they are a big failure at life

Random person: DAME TU COSITA AA AA!!!

A positive human being that knows meaning to life: I swear to god if you don’t stop saying that I’m going to slap the fuck out of you so hard you won’t have your virginity anymore

by Dat_Boi33 July 7, 2018

Cuphead

A game fucked hard in the ass by it’s own fan base. Was an Xbox Exclusive until people started pirating it for PC. There’s no disc for cup head which is why this game failed 2 months into its release. It’s also coming to the switch and the creators of cyphers are begging the fuck out of Nintendo for cuphead to make it in to super smash bros and now relying to its fan base.

Hey want to play Cuphead after school? It will be fun!
Fuck no bitch go masturbate to its fan base

by Dat_Boi33 March 27, 2019

Fortnite

A fucking piece of shit game that is ran by virgin workers who turned gay because they haven’t had female interaction in years and sweaty ass kids who post their wins on TikTok and Snapchat thinking they’re good at the game.

Virgin 20 year old: Yo I’ve got a win on Fortnite!
Chad the hulk man: Lmao you’re a fucking loser

by Dat_Boi33 June 4, 2020

TikTok

This app has gone through hell and back being close to getting banned 3 times. This app shows how dumb people really are and how people can not take consequences for their own actions

Stupid tik tok user: Defund the police!! ACAB!!
*few moments later*
Stupid TikTok user: HOLY SHIT SOMEONE IS STALKING ME OFFICER PLEASE HELP OMG OMG OMG

by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020

School

A place where there are no laws and you can get away with murder and assault. Fights break out, the lunch is just paper formed into food, drama happens, and school shooters. You also spend 1/5 of your precious life on a piece of shit school.

Dad:You like school son?

Kid: Shut your chromosome Google Chrome Chicken bone skin tone no phone home phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome chromosome tf ass up.

by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2019